Hermitcraft oneshots and other hermit things (Hiatus)

Love can be weird (oneshot) [Ex x Hels]

I can't get enough of these two

Enjoy these two chaotic fluff balls!

Hels POV:

"DAMMIT EX I THINK THATS ENOUGH SANDWITCHES! YOUVE MADE TOO MANY"
I exclaimed walking into the kitchen seeing a hundreds sandwiches and ex making even more.

"but Helsie I've made them with love. Do you not want my love?" He smiled innocently.

I face palmed at the fact my derp boyfriend expresses love using food.

"You know what why don't we just watch a movie instead. And how about instead of popcorn we eat the 100 fucking sandwiches you've just made!"

"Alright but I'm picking the movie"

"Nah, I'm picking. Your cleaning up this kitchen."

"Hmfff"

I slowly walked closer to Ex.

"Ex?" I smirked as I approached him.

"Yes...?"

I was directly infront of him. So I leaned over and whispered into his ear.

"Clean up this damn mess"

His face went as red as his hoodie, and I silently chuckled at how easily he gets flustered.

I can't help but think that it's impossible to not love this derp.
I'll never admit that to anyone, he knows though.

Before walking out of the kitchen I gave him a surprise kiss. Which only caused him to somehow go even redder.

I went to go pick a movie. [a.n: pick a movie. too lazy to think of one]
He soon came out of the kitchen with all the damn sandwiches.....

Time skip
(brought to you by, PrOcRaSiNaTiOn)

During the movie he ended up falling asleep on my lap.

Sooooo I did what anyone would do,
Repeatedly jab him in his side until he
woke up.

"Wake the fuck up! It's 2 in the afternoon!" This startled him and he accidentally punched me in the face.

So I gave him a look of "oh really"

He took that as a motion for him to run.

The whole time I chased him around.

I eventually caught up to him, and tackled him to the ground.

I didn't say or do anything.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to punch you!"
"It was an accident I'm sorry!"
"......."
"Hels don't you fucking dare! I see that looks in your eyes!"

I ignored him and started tickling him.

He was crying from laughing so hard.
After maybe two minutes I stopped.

"HELS WHYYYYYYYYYYY?"

"You irritate me in a good way." I smiled whilst saying that.
This just caused him to be a flustered mess.
"You're such a flustered derp."

About 400 words.
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I can't get enough of these two.

But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
      Much love,
      SharkBait.