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Doc & Ren: *flirting aggressively*
Grian: what the hell are they doing?
Iskall: they're flirting i think...
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Grian: Tango I dare you to lick lava
Tango: sure
Impulse: you Are a hazard to society...
Zedaph: and a coward! take a whole sip.
Tango: *grabs bucket of lava*
*chugs half the bucket*
Grian:
Impulse:
Zedaph:
Tango: why are you guys looking at me like that?
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Tango: *half alseep* *sitting with Impulse and Zedaph on the couch*
Inpulse: *starts scratching the base of tango's horns*
Tango: *purring contently leaning into the touch* I could kill you. You know that right.
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Grian: please can I say just one swear word?
Xisuma: fine. Fine get it over with
Grian: *yells at the top of his lungs* FUCK!!!
Xisuma: *falls backwards*
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Scar: I'm pregnant.
Cub: your biologically male
Scar: will you help me raise our child?
Cub: did you get another cat?
Scar: *pulls cat from shirt* her name is peanut butter. Now we have peanut butter & Jellie!
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Xisuma: Mumbo how do you like your popcorn?
Mumbo: like my boyfriend.
Xisuma: *looks at grian* we don't have ugly popcorn
Xisuma: Ren how do want your popcorn?
Ren: like my boyfriend.
Xisuma: sooo extra salty, with a side of salt that's covered in salt.
Ren: yes.
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Tango: *awake at 4am* isn't weird how when a computer over heats it freezes?
Impulse: I love you but please go to bed.
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Impulse: did you two eat all the powdered doughnuts?
Tango & Zedpah: *mouths full* noooo
Impulse: really? then what's that white powder on your shirts and face?
Zedaph: *lying* cocaine...
Tango: *nods*
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Mumbo: why, why me!
Grian: you know you love me.
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Cleo: I dare you to make a sentence without using the letter A.
Joe: you thought you just did something didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without using the first letter of the english lexicon.
Cleo: how the fuck do you know this!
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Ren: *hugs doc*
Doc: what the fuck is this!?
Ren: affection
Doc: disgusting.
Ren:...
Doc:...
Doc: do it again.
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Tango: I just as an awful dream...
Impulse: well what was it about?
Tango: we got married....
Impulse and Zedaph: WEVE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS ALREADY! Your sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Xisuma: hah what idiots.
Xisuma: *looks at the rest of the hermitcraft*
Xisuma: wait those are my idiots!
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Everyone: *t-posing in a large circle
around Xisuma*
Xisuma: *crying*
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Joe: you know that can kill you right?
Xisuma, Mumbo, Doc: *eating Redstone* we're trying to speed up the process
Grian & Scar: *eating cookie dough* *nodding*
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Hermitcraft oneshots and other hermit things (Hiatus)
FanfictionThis will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the shipping bothers you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK it will be full of it! Also I will...
