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Zedaph: there's a happy ending to this right?
Tango: not likely, no
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Doc: why didn't you tell me you were a werewolf!?
Ren: on our first date I said I was a dogperson...
Doc:... dang it! You're right.
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Tango: if you mix salt and water, you get salty water.
Everyone with a functioning braincell: YoU dOnT sAy
Zed and Grian: oh my gosh REALLY
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Scar: *shooting Cub with a nerf gun* you just got hit by my never ending love and affection. Bang bang bitch I'll never run out of bullets!
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Beef: don't let their cuteness fool you. Zed, Impulse, and Tango- they're as dangerous as land mines.
Bdubs: I guess I'm gonna explode myself then.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Hels: I have very high standards.
Ex:*trips over trash can*
Badtimes:*stuck in a paper bag*
Hels: I want those two
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Zedaph: *shaking Tango awake* hey...
Tango: what?
Zedaph: do you like me?
Tango: ...we're literally spooning.
Zedaph: yeah but like, platonically or...
Tango: go back to bed *snore*
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Stress: if you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Scar: tipsy?
Etho: drunk.
Grian: wasted
Tango & Zedaph: dead
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False: this is your fault silver boy! I'm gunna pluck you out, melt you down, and make a fucking necklace!
xB: yeah I probably deserve that.
False: oh, wait, shit
False: you don't make this fun cause your sad.
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Tango: since the ocean has meat, salt, and vege in it, it is technically a big thing of soup.
Zedaph: Earth is a Bowl then. Discuss.
Impulse: WHATS wrong with you!?
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Joe: <——-to be continued—-
Cleo:??????
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Bdubs: I'll sleep right after my nap.
Everyone: huh????
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False: I think I just figured out how both ren and tango work...
False: they either give too much information, or not enough information. And there's no in between. Ever.
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Impulse: i need someone to be my friend.
Impulse: maybe send an angel?
Impulse: the nicest angel you have :)
Tango and Zed: *maniacal laughter in the distance*
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Tango: I want to kiss you... and stuff.
Zedaph: there better be more than kissing!
Tango:😳
Zedaph: like chips! There better be chips as well!
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Hels: I typed "bitch" into my gps and ended up here.
Wels: it's 3am what Are you doing here.
Hels: well vroom vroom bitch.
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Jevin: WHO ATE MY LEFTOVERS!?
Hels: who ate my brothers ass? 😏
Jevin: fair enough...
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Impulse: *severely struggling to shovel snow off sidewalk* *practicalky flopping about like a fish*
Tango: *filming* *laughing*
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Hermitcraft oneshots and other hermit things (Hiatus)
FanfictionThis will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the shipping bothers you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK it will be full of it! Also I will...
