I introduce to you a new ship!
🎉WEI (Wels x Etho x Impulse)🎉 (pronounced like Wii)
You've heard of Zit
You've heard of nho
You've heard of architects
And every other poly ship probably
Get ready for WEI
Am I writing this to procrastinate on the angst fic I have to write
Most definitely
3rd person POV:
"WELLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS IM LONELLLYYYYY please cuddle me..." a certain ice 'queen' whined.
"Etho you are the neediest person I know, but get over here as cuddles sound great."
About ten minutes later Impulse walked in the room.
"Cuddling without me what a shame."
"IMPULSE CUDDLE US! This is not an option!
We want cuddles!" Wels and etho whined to impulse.
"CUDDLE TIME GET OVER HEAR!" Etho said sternly.
"Of course, I love cuddling you two needy idiots." Impulse smiled softly.
"Uwu wits cwuddle twime" etho squeaked trying to be cute.
"nO" Wels shouted smacking him upside the head, causing impulse to chuckle.
Etho curled his head into impulses neck, Wels rested his head on impulses chest.
They were content for about 3 minutes before Tango and Zed barged into Impulses base, looking to spread the chaos of three best friends.
Upon seeing the three cuddle Zed looked at Tango who looked back at Zed, nodded, and Zed took a picture.
"This is a bad time isn't it? Anyways BLACKMAIL HA!" Before they both booked it out of there as fast as hermitly possible.
The three smirked before following the other two dumbass's.
"GET BACK HERE!"
"THAT PHOTO DID NOT HAVE OUR CONSENT!"
"DELETE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!"
Mean while Tango and Zed were laughing like mad men flying in the direction of Docs half house.
"DOC QUICK SAVE THIS PHOTO IN YOUR EYES MEMORY!!!!" Tango shouted upon landing.
"On it haha"
"Oh my god, that photo is amazing permission to send in group chat?"
"DOC NOOOOOOOO!" Impulse shouted.
"Doc yes do it now!" Zed Laughed.
"And sent"
*ding*
Etho Impulse and Wels looked super pale, and defeated.
In the Chat:
<Docm77> *insert pic of Wels etho and Impulse cuddling*
<Stress> awwwwww look at how precious they are!!!!
<Jevin> adorable good for you Wels!
<Xisuma> that's soo cute
<Bdubs> damn didn't know etho was a cuddler
<Scar> it's as cute as Jellie!
<Cub> well this is greatly unexpected but loved anyway
<Mumbo> this Just in etho and Wels are little spoons!
<Keralis> three bro's chillin on a couch cuz they're so very gay!
Meanwhile...
Impulse etho and Wels Are bright red, at the fact that they should of know something like this would happen. But none the less still headed back to impulses base while holding hands.
About 450 words.
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I loved writing this it only took 20 minutes
And
But for now, keep swimming my little fishies!
Much love,
SharkBait.
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