Teiko's basketball II: Second miracle

48: Feudalism

Chapter 48:

Feudalism

Sora's phone buzzed. She rubbed the sleep out of her eyes and tried to look at the alarm. She guessed that the hour hand was pointing to twelve. She couldn't say for sure. For one thing, even the outline of the clock wasn't clear enough. She answered the phone.

Sora: *sleeply* Ello....

Akira: Ello? Why are you, the grammar freak, mispronouncing......

Yukiji: With good reason I suppose. It's twelve o' clock.

Sora: So 'tis twelve afterall.

Akira: Now it sounds as if she's speaking old english......

Sora: Why hath you called at this hour?

Akira: *surprised* So she really is speaking old english!

Yukiji: Interesting. I wonder what she was dreaming about.

Sora: State thy purpose.

Aomine: What is she blabbering?

Kuroko: Aomine-dono, that be old english.

Aomine: Oi, Kuroko..... did you two hit your head?

Midorima: The style in which they are speaking is somewhat akin to mine, nanodayo.

Aomine: Shut up, four eyes! I can barely understand when you speak normally, let alone now.

Murasakibara: Mine-chin, don't you like old english?

Aomine: I don't give a damn about it eitherway!

Sora: None who have spoken so far have stated the purpose of this call. Therefore, I ask again.

Yukiji: Woah. She is either mad or really sleepy.

Akira: I was going to! No one is letting me talk!

Akashi: Why did someone call at this time?

Sora: We are of the same mind. 

Akashi: Himeji? Why are you talking in a strange dialect?

Kuroko: She was woken while in a deep sleep. This is nothing but the result of such action.

Akashi: Oh. So that is the problem. Coming back to the more important affair at hand, why was I summoned at such late an hour?

Aomine: Will someone stop them! It's getting really annoying.

Akira: I'm with you.

Sora: I am yet to recieve my answer. Why was I summoned at such late an hour on something that is presumably trivial. I wish to retire for the night. Do I have leave?

Akira: Quick. Someone go to Sora's house and pour a glass of water over her.....

Akashi: Yes. You have my leave. Should anything be said that you might need to be aware of, trust me to rely it.

Sora: Well said, sire. Fare well.

Akashi: I wish you the same.

*Sora hangs up*

Akira: Quit encouraging her!

Kuroko: But it was interesting. Maybe we could try something like this again.

Akashi: I agree.

Midorima: So do I, nanodayo.

Aomine: No way in hell.....

Akashi: So coming to the point, why this conference?

Akira: So? We're going to the training camp tomorrow right?

Yukiji: Yeah.....

Aomine: So, is this just to talk about it? Even though I'm not exactly sleepy, wouldn't it be wise to at least try to take rest? Seeing as we're going to be worked to the bone from tomorrow?

Kise: *brightly* Akiracchi! I just saw your invite. You all started a conference without me? Mou!

Akira: I did call you....

Kise: Never mind. I'm here. Let's discuss about tomorrow! Nae.....

Akashi: Everyone hang up. You people need rest.

Kise: Rest is for losers!

Akira: Hey come on! We just started!

Kise: Yesh!

Yukiji: What are you going to talk about this late? *yawns*

Akira: Dunno. We'll improvise as we go along. To bad Sora left.

Kise: Yeah! All night conference!

Akashi: Hang up. Now.

Kise: No!

Aomine: You know, we might as well talk. I'm not sleepy.

Akashi: Since I am the captain, coach gave me a list of everyone's addresses and phone numbers.....

*Aomine, Kise, Midorima, Murasakibara and Kuroko hang up*

Akira: Damn, we might as well go too. Night.

Yukiji: Night.