eighty-eight

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"you've never had hot cheetos?" hoseok asked as him and yoongi walked through a gas station, yoongi shook his head.

"they're really good" hoseok said, opening the bag for yoongi to grab one, "i can't have them, my braces—"

"oh gosh, you'll be fine, just try them" hoseok said, yoongi grabbed one and shoved it in his mouth. his eyes widened.

"i like it!" he said, grabbing a big of his own to buy, "told you~" hoseok teased,  yoongi smiled.

taehyung

WHICH ONE OF YOU MFERS INTRODUCED YOONGI TO HOT CHEETOS?!?

namjoon

not me

hoseok

damn its almost like i heard someone

taehyung

HOSEOK!!?!!?!

yoongi is hyperfixated on hot cheetos and its all he eats

help its been like 2 days

hoseoks

sounds like a you problem to be honest

namjoon

bruh but hot cheetos are so good

taehyung

NOT IF U EAT THEM FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT?

namjoon

DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM A NUTRITIONIST?!?!?!

AT THE END OF THE DAY, HES MORE DOCTOR THAN ALL OF US

taehyung

hoseok please

why couldn't u hyperfixate him on water

hoseok

yeah lemme hyperfixate him on 2 oxygen atoms and 1 hydrogen atom per molecule

namjoon

other way around

taehyung

stupid

hoseok

dumbass

namjoon

cut it out childish ppl

"my tummy doesn't feel good" yoongi frowned, "how do you want it to feel good when all you've been eating are hot cheetos?"

yoongi frowned, handing taehyung the bag from where he was eating and clutching his stomach, "maybe try going to the bathroom?"

yoongi shook his head and sniffled, a pout on display, "no more hot cheetos"

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