Mercenary |BTS JIMIN MERCENARY FF|

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'If it makes you feel better, I did it to all of them.' I giggle, and they all turn serious

'What? Really?' Taehyung laughs in shock

'Took Yoongi's phone multiple times. I still have Hoseok's house keys. I'm pretty sure I got Namjoon's earpiece somewhere in my room. Jungkook, I think I took about 3 guns from you, but those were like a present. You just leave them anywhere. Jin, if you're looking for your laptop, you'll find it under my matress. And sorry, Taehyung, I needed to get a few things. You might wanna check for your wallet.'

They were silently staring at me for a minute, then they started yelling at each other.

'I KNEW I DIDN'T LOSE MY FUCKING HOUSE KEY!'

'I was looking for my damn laptop for ages!'

'GIVE ME MY GUNS BACK!!'

'She robbed me.'

Jimin couldn't hold it and started dying laughing, almost sliding off his chair.

'Your woman robbed us!' Taehyung screams at him

'Sounds like you're not careful enough. Honestly, it's on you.' Jimin snickers

'Give me my laptop back!' Jin protests again

'Some assasins you guys are. No one checked my room while I was gone. Pfft.' I chuckle. 'I'll bring it all down. Babies.'

JIMIN POV

She went up to her room, laughing at the rest of them who were arguing about the lost things. I'm honestly impressed that she stole all those things, and no one noticed a thing.

'Look more proud, why don't you?' Jin was so stressed, throwing a cloth at me

'What do you want me to do?' I laugh

'Stop her!' He whines

'It's already done, and she stole my knives multiple times. I'm in the same boat.'

'Jokes aside, are you really okay with her being who she is? I'm only asking because I don't wanna see you again like you were a few days ago. That was...' Namjoon shuddered

'I'm more than okay. I don't care anymore. Genuinely. When she almost died, all of the anger was replaced by fear. I don't care if she does this 10 times over. As long as she's okay and alive, I'll be happy.'

'What if I did it?' Jungkook teases

'I'd kill you on the spot.' I didn't hesitate a millisecond to answer him, wiping that dumb grin of his face

'Favouritism much?' Yoongi teases

'I'd forgive her too if she did God knows what to me all night. All that training must have paid off.' Jungkook snickered, then suddenly stopped breathing when a sharp blade of a knife slid to his throat from behind

He was laughing too much to notice her there.

'What was that? I don't think I got that last part?' She pressed the knife a bit into his skin, but not enough to cut him

'Joke. Joke.' He raised his hands in defeat, barely mumbling the words

As much as I loved her thinking she's fragile and helpless, her being so badass and dangerous is kind of a turn-on. In the least, I'm proud.

She leaned closer to his ear, smiling happily, then spoke loud enough for everyone to hear, 'Pussy.'

'I'm not sure if I should laugh or be worried.' Taehyung chuckled a bit uncomfortably

Like all of us, he is not used to her being what she is. No one could have seen it coming. A damn good actress. Scary.

'Here you go, boys.' She chuckled, putting a little box on the table. 'Take what's yours.'