"Baby please try and calm down" derek sighs. Derek and mark are both sat on the couch infront of me as i pace back and forth infront of them.
"He cheated- you cheated on my friend!" I hit marks arm. "I didn't.. mean to" he says quietly. "How do you not mean to put your stupid tiny little dick in another woman?" I look at him. Derek laughs.
"Mer, cut him some slack" he chuckles. "You think I'd cut you some slack if you did that to me?" I look at him. He rolls his eyes.
"Did you just roll your eyes at me? Seriously dude?" I stand infront of him. "..no" he mumbles. "Go to your room" I say.
"You're not my mom" he says. "Just go!" I yell. He goes to his bedroom. I sit in his spot on the couch. "I thought you liked her" I look at him. "I did.. I do" he says.
"Is derek gonna do that to me? Just sleep with someone else even though he likes me?" I look at him. "Meredith.. no, Derek's a much better person and boyfriend than me, and he doesn't just like you, he loves you" he says seriously.
"Then why is he defending you?" I ask. "Because he's my best friend.. he'd defend me if I committed murder" he chuckles. "Derek!" I call him. He walks in. "Sorry, I didn't mean to yell at you" I say. "Its okay" he hugs me as I stand up.
I put my hand on his cheek, kissing him. "You should be on my side, not marks" I say. "You know what?" He picks me up. I wrap my legs around his waist. "I am on your side" he looks into my eyes.
"You are?" I ask. "Always, but you were attacking him" he says. "Because I'm angry at him" I say.
He sits down with me on his lap. "Mark" he looks at him. Mark sighs. "I'm really sorry for hurting your friend, mer" he says. I smile. "I'm sorry for calling your Penis small.. even though I bet it is" i say.
"Meredith!" Derek laughs. "Sorry" I mumble. "I am sorry meredith, i know that I broke your trust too" he says. I sit next to him and hug him. "You're an idiot, you know that?" I say. He nods.
"But you're our idiot, so it's okay" I chuckle. He smiles. "I'm gonna go, I have work" he says. "Okay" I say. "Bye" he says. "Bye" we both say. He leaves.
I look at derek. "You okay?" He asks. "If you ever cheat on me, I'll kill you" I look into his eyes. "Why would I ever do that? You're my perfect baby" he pulls me close. I smile.
"Having sex with you is like having sex with a thousand women" he says. "What?" I ask. "Cause you're so hot.. and good in bed" he explains. I giggle.
"Plus, it's like the biggest flex ever" he tucks my hair behind my ears. I grin. He kisses me.
"I love you so much.. I'm marrying you, mer" he says. I smile wider, blushing hard. "When?" I ask. "When do you want to?" He chuckles. "Soon" I say.
"You know what? Don't be surprised if I get down on one knee and propose to you in the next few weeks" he says. I giggle happily, wriggling in my seat. He laughs.
"I bought a ring two days after I met you" he says. "What?" I giggle. "You think I'm joking?" He pulls me onto his lap. I nod. "I'm not" he smiles.
"Is it pretty?" I ask. "Its almost as perfect as you" he says. I grin. I kiss him deeply. He puts his hands on my cheeks. I wrap my arms around his neck.
