If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter 15

Ash has updated his status- What is life?

Comments:

Gary: Life. Noun- The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death

Misty: Shut up Gary

Gary: Shut up. Verb- Stop (or cause someone to stop) talking

Brock: Oh my God

Gary: God. Noun- The creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being

Brock, Misty, and Ash have un-friended Gary

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Ash has updated his status- I love Pikachu!!

Comments:

Dr.Oak: WTF!!!

Ash: Uh professor??

Dr.Oak: DOCTOR

Ash: Um okay... Dr.Oak, do u know what wtf means?

Dr.Oak: Well that's fantastic!

Ash: .....

Gary: .....

Misty: ...

Brock: ....

May: .....

Max: ....

Drew: .....

Dr.Oak: Is that not what it means?

Dawn: No

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Lugia has updated its status- All Legendary Pokémon meet me in Hoenn for our weekly meeting

Comments:

Articuno: We don't have weekly meetings....

Zapdos: Yeah dude

Moltres: Yeah seriously

Ho-oh: We do have weekly meetings. We just don't invite you three

Articuno: What?! Why not!!

Suicune: Because you three mess everything up

Entei: Yeah. Moltres tried to set everything on fire the last time we invited you three to a meeting

Moltres: Well Zapdos shut off the electricity!!

Zapdos: WE WERE NOT EVEN IN A BUILDING

Raiku: I love that you guys are upset that you're not invited to the meeting when in fact Lugia posted this on Facebook, and now a million trainers are going to be in Hoenn with Master Balls

Articuno: .....

Lugia: ....

Zapdos: .....

Moltres: ....

Suicune: ....

Entei: ......

Raiku: That's right I'm not as dumb as you think

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Verizion has updated her status- Verizon sucks
-Everyone likes this status

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Lopunny has updated her status- Who the F**K spray painted me purple?!

Comments:

Ursaring: Ptffff

Combusken: Pssshhhh

Zoroark: LOL

Lopunny: ZOROARK!!!

Zoroark: LAWWWWLLZZZZ

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(A/N- Omg two updates in two days??? IM ON FIRE! Don't get used to it. No God in this chapter? Awwww :( Okay I know almost nobody reads this but I have a question for you all to answer! Okay: Whos Your favorite Pokémon??? Mine is Zoroark/Zorua. Ok that's all! K thx Bai!

-Chloe)