If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter The lines

Gold has tagged Silver in his status- I think you're lacking vitamin me

Comments:

Silver: Oh God

Lyra: IS THIS YOUR OTHER HOE

Gold: YOU KNOW IT

Silver: No

Lyra: TREASON

Silver: S T O P

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Ash has tagged Misty in his status- Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Comments:

Misty: Aerodactyl

Misty: Amaura

Misty: Tyrunt

Ash: LOOK

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Gary has tagged Misty in his status- Are you a carbon sample? Cause I want to date you

Comments:

Misty: At least that made sense

Ash: G A R Y

Ash: STOP

Gary: SQUARE UP

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Gold has tagged Silver in his status- Let's play a game

Comments:

Silver: Okay

Gold: Winner dates loser

Silver: Nevermind

Gold: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEE

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Hau has tagged Lillie in his status- Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?

Comments:

Lillie: What's a matter baby?

Hau: Nothing sweetie, what's a matter with you?

Moon: I literally did NOT SEE THAT COMING

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Comments:

Silver: Ah my dark past

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Blue has tagged Red in his status- Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend

Comments:

Red: ...

Red: ...<3

Everyone: GASP

Blue: G A S P

Blue: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Red: *instant regret*

Blue: L O O K B * T C H

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Um...Call me Ariel cause I want to be part of your world

Comments:

Hilda: You

Hilda: Are

Hilda: So