If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Okay im sure this is 21 this time

That moment when you realize that your last chapter sucks so you have to re-write it, but you don't mind because you didn't like what you wrote the first time anyways

Not God has updated his status- I. AM. GOD

Comments:

Ash: Wow you lied

Gary: I thought we had something

Ash: YOU HAD NOTHING

Gary: SHUT UP, MISTAKE

Ash: *Gasp*

Not God: I'm not actually God. I'm not Arceus

Ash: Then why would you imply that

Gary: Yeah talk about misleading

Not God: Dumbasses

Ash: DONT TALK ABOUT KENNY THAT WAY

Kenny: Not cool, Ash

Paul: Eh I thought it was pretty accurate

Not God: YOURE ALL IDIOTS

Ash: Hey don't talk to... Actually... I don't care how you talk to Conway
~Dawn, Paul, and 5 others like this comment

Conway: LIES

Misty: Oh my god Not God, just tell us who you are already

Not God: I

Ash: ???

Not God: Am

Gary: Bruh

Not God: *Pause for dramatic effect*

Everyone: BRUH

Not God: Nobody

Pikachu: What??

Not God: Nobody!!! GARYS SANDSHREW

Gary: I have a sandshrew?

Not God: YES!! ITS ME!! :(

Gary: I think I would've remembered catching a sandshrew

Not God: UGGGHHHHH

Misty: Nobody, why are you doing this

Not God: I was tired

May: Tired of what?

Nobody: Being pushed around

Not God: Being cast aside

Nobody: Never being good enough

Not God: Being called " useless" or " helpless" or simply just idiotic

Nobody: I drew the line when I finally realized that Gary didn't care for me

Not God: I was just a pawn

Nobody: In his sick twisted game

Not God: So I created this account

Nobody: And kidnapped Arceus

Not God: To show everyone that I am MORE THAN JUST A MISTAKE

Kenny: Did you really switch accounts just to say that?

Not God: YES
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Iris has updated her status- Nobody, you don't have to do this!!

Comments:

Nobody: You're right

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Nobody has changed his name to Somebody~

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Somebody has tagged Iris in his status- Nobody didn't have to, but SOMEBODY MUST

-All Sinnoh Legendaries have liked this status
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Ash has updated his status- I found Arceus!!!

Comments:

Somebody: No that is impossible!!

Dialga: You found him?!

All Sinnoh Legendaries: Lead us to him!!

Somebody: No! You must all be my pawns!!! STOP

Gary: You know what?

Somebody: WHAT

Gary: I think you need some time to cool off

Somebody: NOOOOOOO

Gary: * Returns sandshrew to Pokeball and throws him in the ocean*

Gary: Rest in Peace

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Arceus has updated his status- Thank you all for saving me- I don't know what would've happened to me if you didn't
~ Everyone has liked this status

Comments:

Cresselia: Oh Arceus, I'm so glad you're okay!!

Drew: so how'd you get kidnapped by a sandshrew anyway??

Arceus: Trickery

Misty: What kind?

Arceus: HE SAID HE HAD GIRL SCOUT COOKIES IN HIS VAN

Arceus: HE DID NOT

Gary: That bastard
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May has updated her status- Max I got your milk

Comments:

Max: FINALLY

Drew: Jeez spoiled

Max: AM NOT

Serena: Does Max still not know about you two?

May: No

Max: About what? THAT MAY HAS BEEN INVITING DREW OVER LATE AT NIGHT AND JUMPING ON HER BED?

May: MAX!!!! We don't do that!!

Drew: Actually while you were in the bathroom one time I actually did jump on your bed

Max: No but I heard May jumping with you.

May: MAX!!!

Misty: OMG LOL

Iris: May!! XD

Dawn: May I can't believe you!!

May: .....

~May has logged off

Max: I was just joking.... I knew about them for awhile now.... Why'd she log off?

Drew: ..... NO REASON K BYE

~ Drew has logged off

Max: 0-0

Misty: 0-0

Iris: 0_0

Dawn: Whelp this just got awkward

Misty: Just now it got awkward??!!!!

( a/n  woah what just happened idk. So Not God was Nobody this entire time. Omg I totally knew that XD. I THINK THAT LAST PART I WROTE TOOK EVERYTHING TOO FAR. TOO. FAR. Everything else is fine I think though right? K Thx bai

-Chloe)