If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Sorry (again) (wtf is wrong with me)

Hello readers, or people who have stumbled upon this book by chance, or haters, I just want to say sorry that there's been no updates.

And I've made a decision

I'm ending the book

Jk jk,

But I will be putting it on hold until further notice.
My other books are up and running like
Heart of Silver
The shipping book
The random Pokemon stuff book
The drawing book(which I don't update often)
And Just Livin that "Life" (which is not a Pokemon book wow improvement)

Really what's one more book to keep up to date, but I don't want these to be crappy chapters. I want them to make people laugh and if they don't at least make one person laugh, I feel like I'm doing something wrong.

NOW

I'm going to contradict what I just said a couple lines ago, this may not be put "on hold" rather updates will be slower.

Now I also didn't want to leave you chapter less so here's a little bit of real chapter for awhile

Sorry again (Wow I say that a lot)
-Chloe

Ash has updated his status- Yo have you heard about that Mr.Mime problem going around lately?

Comments:

N: What Mr.Mime problem?

Paul: It's dumb.

Clemont: People are dressing up as Mr.Mime and scaring other people

Ash: THATS WHY WE SHOULD GO MR.MIME HUNTING

Paul: What the f**k, no

Ash: We use Conway as bait to lure the Mr.Mime out to kill him, then once he does, we jump him!

Paul: Actually...

Conway: F**k no. You can't have Dawn and life. That's just selfish.

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Lyra has updated her status- Hey Gold, how's Kalos?

Comments:

Gold: Pretty weak. Silver would fit right in!

Silver: I'll kill you

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Dawn has updated her status- School is soup

I am a fork

~Misty, Paul, and 17 others have liked this status

Comments:

Ash: One like. Retweet

Paul: I swear to Arceus...

Arceus: THIS ISNT TWITTER!!!!!!

That was my Paul impression, pretty spot on, right?

Dawn: Could be whinier
~Ash has liked this comment

Paul: You're both dead to me

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Gary has updated his status- Subway is like prostitution. You pay another person to do your wife's job

Comments:

Ash: What do you call a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen

Misty: Single

Gary: So, Brock then?

Brock: That hurt worse than Crogunks poison jab