If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I'm in a shipping mood

(Sorry if you don't like shipping I've been writing in my one-shot book a lot lately and all I can think of is ships)

Silver has updated his status- LYRA WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WANT TO TOUCH ME

Comments:

Gold: Dang Lyra why you touchin' on people ;)

Silver: No...

Silver: NO THAT CAME OUT WRONG

Gold: ITS TOO LATE

Lyra: Because I love you, Silvy

Lyra: And I wanna braid your hair

Silver: I won't let you

N: Oh my god just do it

Hau: It's not bad!

Silver: No

N: You're such a child, Silver

Silver: ...

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Lyra has updated her status- Silver looks cute with his hair braided <3

Comments:

Silver: W-Whatever

Gold: Loser

Silver: I will beat you

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Drew has updated his status- I miss May <\3

Comments:

Gary: She's just a girl, man

Paul: Get over it

Drew: You shouldn't even be talking

Paul: Well you can't just humiliate her all the time in front of her friends and expect her to tolerate it.

Drew: Like you're Mr. Nice guy to Dawn 24/7

Reggie: Actually Dawn's the only person Paul's nice to

Ash: Yeah and he hates everyone

Ash: Shoulda seen it when they first met though lol

Brock: *Dawn voice* "Boys stop fighting. Paul, who do you think you are"

Ash: *Paul voice* "Who am I? Who are you?"

Brock: *Angry Dawn voice* "EXCUSE ME THE NAMES DAWN! WE'VE MET ONCE BEFORE"

Ash: Then we had to hold her back it was hilarious

Dawn: Define "hilarious"...

Ash: hi·lar·i·ous
həˈlerēəs/
adjective
extremely amusing.

Dawn: That's not- ugh, never mind

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Trip has updated his status- Why are there so many annoying people in this region?

Comments:

Iris: Including you or?

Ash: SAVAGE

Cilan: Dang Iris coming in with the roast

Trip: That wasn't even good

Trip: But I was thinking more along the lines of you Iris, but Cilan and Bianca work as examples too

Ash: DANG

Bianca: I've done nothing to you wtf why do you hate me

Trip: Because you're annoying