If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter This is a filler chapter the next one is gonna be epic I promise

Sun has tagged Gladion, Silver, and one other in his status- So like, how do you guys work? Do you just murder whoever you want, or are you like paid assassins?

Comments:

Hilda: Yup

Sun: Um okay...

Sun: How do you guys like, juggle relationships and the squad at the same time

Hilda: Well we just don't let personal affairs get in between us and our work. We are professional about it

Silver: Unless you're Gladion

Silver: In that case, you miss meetings to bang your girlfriend

Gladion: The only person I'll be banging is you...over the head with a bat

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Hilda has tagged Silver and Gladion in her status- Pack your bags boys, we're going to Kalos

Comments:

Silver: Ugh

Gladion: But it's so faaaarrr

Hilda: We have a VERY important client to meet

Lyra: Client or victim?

Hilda: I said client, didn't I?

Hilda: Can you not read?

Silver: Talk to Lyra that way again, and I'll cut off all N's hair while he's sleeping

N: NO

N: Then Hilda won't love me!

Cheren: DO IT

Gladion: Wow you're real pathetic, aren't you

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Bianca has updated her status- Wow think about the one you love dating someone you hate! Crazy to think about

Comments:

Silver: You mean like Lyra dating Gold?

Gold: YOU LOVE ME???

Silver: No I hate you

Gold: Oh

Gladion: Like Moon dating Hau

Hau: We're gonna be bros one day

Hau: Just you wait

Hilda: Or N and Rosa

Rosa: You hate me? Why?!

Hilda: YOU GAVE MY BOYFRIEND THE FIFTEY SHADES OF BOOKS AND NOW HE IS LESS PURE

Rosa: Fair

Cheren: Mine's already true...

N: Whatever you're just a loser freak anyways

Cheren: What

N: You read me. Get a life freak

Hilda: Arceus did you do something to N?

Arceus: I didn't do anything!

Sylveon: ...

Arceus: You hoe

Sylveon: Ugh you ruin my fun

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- What did you do?