If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter N likes movies

(This chapter is 99% BW and I am okay with that and I am not okay with that

*CinemaSins ding*)

Ash has tagged Jessie and James in his status- Hey why is it that Meowth is the only Pokémon that can't type?

Comments:

Arceus: NO REASON

Sylveon: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

Ash: But-

Sylveon and Arceus: Shhhhhh

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N has updated his status- I'LL RUN LIKE THE RIVER

Comments:

Cheren: Oh God

N: I'LL FOLLOW THE SUUUN

Bianca: What movie is it now

N: I'LL FLY LIKE AN EAGLE

Hilda: I approve of this one actually

N: TO WHERE I BELONG

Hilbert: I didn't show him this Disney Movie

N: I CAN'T STAND THE DISTANCE

Hilda: That's because it's not Disney you uncultured swine

N: I CAN'T DREAM ALOOONNEEE

Hilbert: Well SOOrrrYYY

N: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU

Hilda: You should be

N: YES I'M ON MY WAY HOME

Hilda: Stupid Hilbert

N: Now I know it's true, my every road leads to you <3

Hilda: LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS KIDDO RIGHT HERE

Arceus: So precious

Arceus: It would be a shame if

Arceus: Someone were to...

Arceus: Show him...

Arceus: DEADPOOL

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Hilda has tagged Silver and Gladion in her status- Murder squad I need you

Comments:

Gladion: Well ya see...

Silver: We can't murder God...

Arceus: I WIN

Gladion: I can give you this Masterball tho

Arceus: Wait

Hilda: Thanks emo child

Arceus: NONONONO