If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Merry Meme-mas 2k16

Ash has updated his status- Hey Misty

Comments:

Misty: What

Ash: Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?

Misty: No

Ash: K fam I knew you were gonna say that

Misty: They why did you say that

Ash: Just in case I thought wrong

Ash: But you still make my heart light up like a Christmas tree

Misty: Aww

Gary: Well sh*t

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Prof. Kukui has updated his status- Welcome to Alola!

Comments:

Sun: Shut up and gimme my Litten

Prof. Kukui: Woah

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Moon has updated her status- Get glad...ion

Comments:

Gladion: I kind of hate you

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Moon has updated her status- Gladion: I know we aren't friends-

Me: Tf what? We aren't friends?! Well f**k you too

Comments:

Sun: She's offended

Lillie: Don't be. Gladion never plays nice

Lillie: He left me alone with our mother

Gladion: GET OVER IT

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Nuzleaf has updated his status- Hey follow me

Comments:

Pikachu: Tf no

Nuzleaf: Why

Pikachu: Cause I don't trust you

Nuzleaf: Why

Pikachu: CAUSE YOU ARE AN EVIL POKEMON WHO WORKS FOR YVELTAL AND YOU JUST WANNA USE ME CAUSE I WAS A HUMAN

Nuzleaf: Sh*t

Mudkip: EXPOSED

Ampharos: TRIGGERED

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Arceus has updated its status- Merry Meme-mas!

Comments:

Ash: It's my favorite holiday!!

Gary: Same!!

Nobody: It's the worst holiday

Gary: Who tf are you

Nobody: TRAINER

Nobody: WHY

Arceus: Because you suck

Nobody: GOD FUCK

Everyone: *Gasp*

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~Nobody has been removed from Facebook~

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Blue has updated his status- This is the only time of year I ship Red and Green

Comments:

Green: Really? Cause I ship you and Red all year long

Blue: I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE AND YOU HAD TO COME IN HERE AND SHIP ME AND RED?

Green: Yup

Blue: K

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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- You're dead to me

Comments:

Lyra: You love me

Lucas: What happened?

Silver: I hate Lyra

Barry: If you don't tell me why I'm gonna fine you

Silver: She put ornaments and Christmas lights in my hair!!

Lyra: Because you...light up my life

Silver: Shut up

Hilda: I told her to do it

Silver: WHAT

Hilda: N let's me do it to his hair!

Silver: Seriously?

N: Yeah man

Silver: Wimp

N: HEY

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Ash has updated his status- Gary gave me memes for Christmas!!

Comments:

Gary: Ash gave me memes too!

Officer Jenny: THEY'RE LEGAL MEMES RIGHT BOYS?!

Gary: Yeah...

Ash: Totally: ...

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Merry Meme-Mas everyone!! I hope you like this chapter cause I worked really hard on it. Eh kinda. I've just been busy trying to finish my Pokedex. I'm at 61% right now. I'm not close but I WILL get there...if someone would just trade me a FREAKIN KARTANA. Sigh. Well happy holidays everyone!

Also if you couldn't tell or hadn't heard, I'm in love with Gladion. Seriously. And also if you didn't hear, Hau is my child.

K thx bai!

Also here take this I made it because I could