If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I'm def not bitter

Moon has tagged N in her status- Important question: Do you put your hair in a ponytail, or is it just shaped like that? Follow up question: How fluffy is it?

Comments:

N: Ponytail

N: Very

Hilda: When he takes it out his hair is like a big fluffy tree and omg it's the best

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Serena has tagged Clemont in her status- Hey

Comments:

Clemont: Hi

Serena: I'm mad at you don't talk to me

Clemont: You talked to me me first?

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- I need attention

Comments:

Hilda: It's been four minutes

N: Okay and?

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May has updated her status- Why do parents bust into your room like they're trying to catch you cheating on them with another set of parents?

Comments:

Norman: Well I'm actually just trying to see if you're sinning with your bf and if you are I'm going to kill him

Dawn: WELL do I have a story for you

May: I swear to Arceus

Arceus: Actually I kinda wanna see how this plays out

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May has tagged Johanna in her status- DAWN GOES TO PAUL'S HOUSE TO SIN CAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT YOU'LL CATCH THEM IF THEY GO TO HER HOUSE

Comments:

Dawn: YOU B*TCH

Johanna: You and I are going to have a talk

Reggie: Gross

Reggie: Jeez that's why Paul washed his sheets the other day- which he never does

Reggie: N A S T Y

Paul: What no

Dawn: I actually spilled juice on his sheets

Paul: It was bad

Reggie: THAT'S WHY I'M OUT OF JUICE?!

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Dawn has tagged Norman in her status- MAY IS PREGNANT FOR REALS

Comments:

Norman: EXCUSE ME?!

Drew: WHAT?! MAY YOUR DAD IS GONNA KILL ME!!!

Paul: Better start writing your will, dude

May: Okay that's untrue

Dawn: I know

Dawn: I just wanted to see Drew freak out

Drew: Dawn you're gonna get me killed one of these days

Dawn: I know

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Misty has tagged Dawn and May in her status- You two are nasty

Comments:

Dawn: Sorry that we're not single and bitter like you

May: Sorry that you're a loser with no one who loves you

Ash: Damn y'all have zero chill

Gary: Ahem, I love Misty

Ash: HEY WAIT A SECOND

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Ash has tagged Gary in his status- I LOVE HER MORE YOU $LUT

Comments:

Gary: Why do you care? You could have any girl you wanted, they're all in love with you

Ash: Lol true

Misty: Wow

Ash: But I want Misty

Meowth: Cjkoe, irs npt tge Vslebtimes chsotwt ywt

Ash: What

Sylveon: Nothing keep fighting

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Blue has tagged Red in his status- Heehee

Comments:

Red: ???

Blue: I love you

Red: <3

Lyra: UGH I LOVE MY DADS

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Gold has tagged Silver in his status- Hey...Hey Silver

Comments:

Silver: No

Gold: WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME

Sylveon: BECAUSE I LOVE CRUSHING SHIPS

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- Why are you such a hoe

Comments:

Sylveon: Because I can be

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Arceus has tagged Nobody in its status- Ya know you're kinda like my child

Comments:

Nobody: What ew how

Arceus: Well I'm the creator of all Pokémon

Nobody: So?

Arceus: And Sylveon created you specifically, so you're kind like our child

Meowth: Plrase mobd tje wskl

Sylveon: Omg you're right

Nobody: Wait no

Sylveon: SHUT UP SON I'M BUSY

Arceus: With what friends?

Sylveon: Joey, Chandler, Ross, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel

Arceus: You're stupid

Sylveon: Says the one who got kidnapped by a Sandshrew

Arceus: HE SAID HE HAD THIN MINTS

Nobody: Lol it's true I did say that

(A/N. Umm

Idk you guys sh*t got crazy

Anyways

Y'all ready for the Valentine's Day chapter that's coming up?

Haha

I'm gonna destroy all of your ships

K thx bai!)