If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Ash is the ultimite savage

Dawn has updated her status- My flight is at 10 am

Comments:

Johanna: You need to be there at 5

Dawn: Why?

Johanna: So you won't be late

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Ash has tagged Dawn in his status- Wait where are you going?

Comments:

Dawn: That's none of your business

Ash: FInE

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Gladion has updated his status- I say squad goals far too often for someone who only has two friends

Comments:

Hilda: Squad

Silver: Goals

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N has updated his status- Hilda left me home alone while she went to the store!

Comments:

Cheren: Don't be sad

N: Thanks you cured me

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Ash has updated his status- Trying to embarrass me is a lost cause. I do it myself just fine

Comments:

Misty: We know, Ash

Brock: We know

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- UM WHERE ARE YOU

Comments:

Silver: What

Lyra: YOU READ ME

Gold: I BET HE'S EATING DINNER WITH SOME HOES

Silver: What no-

Lyra: *GaSP* HOW DARE YOU

Gold: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Silver: What is happening

Iris: *Whispers* Running 'round leaving scars

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Iris has tagged Dawn in her status- Can I ask you something?

Comments:

Dawn: Ye

Iris: Don't you ever get tired of Paul?

Dawn: NO I LOVE HIM

Dawn: Do you ever get tired of Trip?

Iris: Wait I'm not-

Dawn: Do you ever get tired of Cilan?

Iris: I don't even like Ci-

Dawn: Do you ever get tired of Georgia?

Iris: Actually-

Dawn: Do you ever get tired of Ash?

Iris: Well-

Dawn: Do you ever get tired of me?

Iris: Yup

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Serena has tagged Ash in her status- I have a crush on you

Comments:

Bonnie: Look who grew a pair

Serena: B O N N I E

Ash: Lol what?

Serena: I have a crush on you

Ash: Pft

Ash: It'll go away

Dawn: T

May: R

Iris: U

Misty: E

Ash: Wth you guys

Misty: You're just that unappealing

Clemont: Get rekt u scrub

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Lillie has tagged Gladion in her status- Love you bro

Comments:

Gladion: I guess one of us has to

Hilda: Ow I just cut myself on that comment

Silver: Careful of the edge, Hilda

Gladion: ...

Gladion: If you weren't the squad, I would murder you

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Delia has tagged Ash in her status- You smell like alcohol! Why is that?!

Comments:

Ash: You smell like your husband left you...Why is that?
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Gary: OHMYGOD

(A/N. Idk you guys I was bored and I get weird when I'm bored.

I think I was gonna say something

But

Uh

I forgot

So uh

K thx bai!)