What would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irrelevant things? Unnecessary things? The possibilities are endless!!
Read along as Ash and many other characters enjoy/hate the life that is...
Construction Worker has updated his status- Marvelous bridge is open! It's marvelous! And also a bridge!
Comments:
Hilda: Shit I thought it was an airplane
Hilda: My bad
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Gold has updated his status- Girls, give me something to rate and compliment while I wait for the gym leader to come back ;)
Comment:
Serena: Rate this level 1 Goomy
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Lyra has updated her status- Gold... You are a piece of work
Comments:
Gold: Thanks Lyra want me to rate/compliment anything of yours? ;)
Silver: Bitch....
Gold: OH YOU WANNA GO SILVER
Silver: Little bit
Gold: OKAY LETS GO
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Gold has updated his status- Silver you can't use a knife that's cheating
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Gold has updated his status- What do you mean you're not cheating
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Gold has updated his status- PUT THE GUN DOWN SILVER
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Gold has updated his status- PUT IT DOWN!!
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Gold has updated his status- I'm sorry that I dishonored you Lyra. I am idiotic and dumb. So dumb that I think idiotic and dumb are different things
Comments:
Lyra: Um okay...
Silver: Very good Gold.
Gold: NOW PUT THE GUN DOWN
Silver: Gold
Gold: Yeah?
Silver: It's a water gun
Gold: ....
Gold: I hate all of you
Magikarp: Even me? ;(
Gold: Especially you
Magikarp: Well FInE
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Paul has updated his status- Finally going back to Sinnoh.
Comments:
Dawn: Oh please stay in Kalos
Kenny: Yeah Paul
Ash: SHUT UP KENNY
Ash: Did you at least beat Trip, Paul?
Paul: Duh
Trip: I. Hate. You.
Dawn: I hate him too
Paul: You whore
Dawn: HOW DARE YOU
Ash: Sometimes I ponder why they're dating
Misty: Ponder?
Ash: That's right I know big words
Ash: Look out ladies Ash Ketchum's got the whole package!!
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~Dawn and Paul have changed their relationship status to In a relationship
Comments:
May: Did you guys make up?
Paul: No. Quit hacking my Facebook, Dawn
Dawn: Then change your password!!
Paul: You don't know my password
Dawn: It's Dawn!!!
Paul: ....damn
~Paul has logged off
Barry: Nice one
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Hugh has updated his status- Rosa I'm bored. Entertain me.
Comments:
Rosa: Idk what you want me to do
Nate: Go battle him or something idc
Hugh: F**k you, Nate
Nate: No thanks I'm not gay
Hugh: That is not what I MEANT
Rosa: Omg, I love you guys XD
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May has updated her status- YAY!! I FINALLY BEAT DREW IN A CONTEST *Squee*
Comments:
Misty: Well, it was due
Brock: Nice job May!
Norman: I'm so proud of my little girl!
May: Thanks Dad!! :3 <-- Delcatty face
Drew: May you're so great I love you
May: ....What
Drew: ...WHAT
May: What did you say?
Drew: I said you're great and then I stopped talking!
May: You love me?
Drew: No
May: YOU DO!!
Drew: NO I DONT
Norman: Ahem you wouldn't say or do anything to hurt my daughter would you, Drew?
Drew: Ummmm 0_______0
~Drew has logged off
Ash: RUN DREW RUUUUNNNNNN
Violet: So like, what's the deal with you and my sister?
Grace: No what's the deal with you and my daughter?!
Ash: ....
Violet: ....
Grace: .......
Ash: ITS BEGUN
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(A/N. No I did not just write a half-assed chapter in one day that's preposterous. Literally I need to get over my obsession with Paul and Dawn. Btw if you have no idea who Grace is, she's Serena's mom. Did anybody get my F•R•I•E•N•D•S reference? No? Just me? Okay :(
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