If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Chapter

Ash has updated his status- Its been January for like 3 months now

Comments:

Gary: Actually it's only been January for like 28 days

Ash: I can't stand you

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Sun has updated his status- I think I know why Lillie went to Kanto

Comments:

Hau: She told us why...

Moon: She went to Kanto to see if that guy who fused with a Pokémon could help her mother

Sun: No it's because I'm too hot for her

Lillie: No I'm pretty sure that's not it

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Gladion has tagged Lillie in his status- How's Kanto?

Comments:

Lillie: It's weird the Exeggutor are short and don't have a face on their tails

Hau: What

Moon: So? "Kantoian form" or whatever, right?

Lillie: Ya know everyone wears their shirt in Kanto...

Prof. Kukui: IM FEELING ATTACKED

Blue: Ya know now that you say that I kinda wanna take my shirt off

Gladion: Lillie don't look

Lillie: IM NOT NINE

Gladion: WHAT KIND OF BROTHER WOULD I BE IF I DIDN'T PROTECT YOUR EYES

Lillie: THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN FOR TWO YEARS

Gladion: OH MY GOD

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Ash has tagged May in his status- May wanna hear something funny

Comments:

May: Sure

Ash: May we Harley Drew'd ya

Harley: That's not funny its offensive how dare you put my name anywhere near May's

May: KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

Drew: That's only slightly funny

Ash: See Drew knows what's up

Ash: Unlike others...

Harley: I'LL KEEP YOUR NAME WHEREVER I WANT YOU LITTLE BRAT

May: *GaSP* YOU ARE SUCH

May: A CACTUS

Drew: Nice one...

May: Babe stop being sarcastic I'm arguing over here

Harley: BRAT

May: TWO FACED CREEPY CACTUS

Drew: This could go on for awhile

Ash: I'm gonna get some popcorn

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Dawn has updated her status- Yes! Another contest win!

Comments:

Kenny: Congrats, DeeDee

Dawn: That's not my name

Kenny: I know

Ursula: Dawn I hate your success

Zoey: We know

Dawn: Green is Drew's color Ursula

Kenny: DAMN

Princess Salvia: How humorous!

Dawn: Thanks fam

Ursula: I hate you so much

Zoey: Get over yourself

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Ash has updated his status- Hey Brock did you ever notice that Riley kinda looks like Sir Aaron?

Comments:

Brock: ...

Brock: OH MY GOD

Arceus: I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS OH MY ME

*shrugs* idk. This chapter is...weird. I guess technically they all are but whatever whatevs. Anyways the Kanto Grand festival is on Pokémon tv and I just watched May beat Drew for the first time and I'm crying cause I ship them so much. Also Solidad actually said Drew had feelings for May and I fangirled so hard I died.

Anyways look at this-

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me lol I cried

ALSO RILEY LOOKS LIKE SIR AARON I LEGIT DONT EVEN CALL RILEY RILEY I CALL HIM SIR AARON

K thx bai!