If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter 1

Ash has updated his status- I wonder how all of my Pokemon are doing at Professor Oak's lab?

Comments-

Prof. Oak: Oh they are fine. I shall write a poem about them

Dawn: Yay!

Misty: * facepalm*

Prof. Oak: Ash's Pokemon. They are quite the delight. Like a Vanillite.

Dawn: Beautiful!

May: Obviously you took one too many bubble beams to the face, Dawn.
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Prof. Oak is in a relationship~

Comments-

Ash: Oh wow professor, who is it?

Prof. Oak: Your mom.
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Misty has updated her status- If you liked Ash, comment!

Comments-

May: Me

Dawn: Me

Iris: Yep

Serena: Ditto

Ash: Really? All of you?

Misty: And more...
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Buneary is in a relationship~

Comments:

Pikachu: IM NOT DATING YOU BUNEARY!
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Kenny has updated his status- I hate Ash.

Comments-

Ash: WHAT?

Kenny: You stole Dawn.

Ash: It's not my fault!

Gary: Wow didn't know Ashy-boy could get anyone to like him.

Brock: I thought you changed,Gary

Gary: Yeah right, that was only an act.

Misty: Wow, and here I thought you had changed.

Gary: OH JEEZ RED, I HAVE CHANGED!

Ash: Liar

Gary: Shut up!

Ash: IM TELLING MISTY ON YOU!

Gary: Nooooo!

Ash: Ok

Gary: Really?

Ash: No. I told Misty >:p

Misty: GARY OAK!

Gary: OH DANG.

Ash: Haha. Gary is in trouble.

Dawn: Ouch. Gary was nice to me.

Ash: WELL HE CALLED ME ASHY-BOY. IT'S LIKE KENNY CALLING YOU DEEDEE!

Dawn: Oh.

Kenny: Ash lets battle for Dawn's love!

Ash: Uh ok?
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Ash has updated his status- I beat Kenny :p

Comments-

Kenny: Shut up.

Brock: Wow Kenny.

Kenny: Shut up.

Dawn: Lol it didn't matter anyways, I would still love Ash even if you won, Kenny.

Kenny: AURNDJCKSIWIEDJXIDBE!

Paul: Haha loser.