If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter (Sin)cerley, me

Lillie has updated her status- Hey where tf is Moon?

Comments:

Sun: I don't know

Sun: I also don't care tho so

Hau: I think she's with Kiawe

Lillie: What

Gladion: That cannot happen!

Lillie: WE MUST STOP THIS

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Moon has updated her status- Someone wanna tell me why Lillie and Gladion are about to fight Kiawe

Comments:

Sun: I don't know

Sun: But I also don't care

Hau: You say that a lot

Sun: Ya

Kiawe: We were just having a battle!

Lillie: Oh excuses excuses!

Gladion: PUT A SHIRT ON YOU HOE

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Arceus has updated its status- I am very amused by the Aether children's fighting, but it is not amusing enough!

Comments:

Arceus: I think I'm gonna swap Hugh and N's personalities again

Hilda: NO

Arceus: I'm gonna do it

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May has tagged Dawn in her status- I'm gonna be maid of honor at your wedding right?

Comments:

Dawn: Am I gonna be maid of honor at yours??

May: Yeah

Misty: What

Dawn: Then yeah sure

May: Yessssss

May: Get rekt Iris

Iris: Kys

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Honey!

Comments:

Hilda: Oh no...what?

N: You know Black Friday?

Hilda: Um...yeah?

N: Well uh there's a Black Friday sale

Hilda: Yeah?

N: You and me

N: All clothes will be 100% off

Hilda: ...

Hilda: Problem is I don't know whether to be mad or proud at that

Hilda: I mean I'm mad that Arceus has taken my precious N away, but that was good

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- So are you sure you don't wanna give your mom any grandkids? <3

Comments:

Hilda: Mad

Hilda: Definitely mad

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Brendan has tagged Nate in his status- Did you clean your room?

Comments:

Nate: No