If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Tbh this chapter kinda sucks but HERE

Paul has updated his status- I don't think I've ever loved anyone more than I've loved Dawn

Comments:

Dawn: Excuse me?

Paul: I love you!!!

Dawn: Who is this

Paul: What do you mean??

Dawn: Someone help

Ash: Nobody wants to help you. F**k off

Dawn: ARCEUS. IM GONNA KILL YOU

Arceus: Lol sorry not sorry

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Dawn has updated her status- Paul please shut up!! God I don't remember Ash being so annoying!

Comments:

Misty: I'm sorry you have to deal with that

Paul: Daaawn let's go talk to some more people!

Dawn: PAUL NO

Ash: Pathetic. The only purpose other people serve is to be pawns in my road to the top.

May: Wow

Drew: Paul is dark

Dawn: Paul would never say something like that!

Paul: No I totally would have

Paul: Not to you though

Paul: I love you!

Ash: Ew love

Arceus: I'm freakin bored af

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Ash has updated his status- Whelp I just woke up in Goldenrod city, but I don't remember even being in Johto...

Comments:

Paul: I woke up in Reggie's house

Reggie: I've never seen someone leave my house faster

Dawn: That's because he hates you

Reggie: Paul you hate me?

Paul: As much as I can hate you. I'm okay with you sometimes

Reggie: Is it because I'm better looking than you?

Paul: This is not one of those times

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Ash has updated his status- Hey has anyone seen Pikachu?

Comments:

Mimmikyu: NOTHING. NOBODY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

Sun: F**k off with your ghost/fairy type

Moon: HOW DARE YOU

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Moon has updated her status- Hau I'm adopting you you're my child

Comments:

Hau: What?

Moon: You're my child.

Sun: *whispers* With Gladion...

Moon: IM GONNA CUT YOU

Gladion: What

Moon: NOTHING

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Lucas has tagged Moon in his status- You mean hm01 him?

Sun: What's hm01?

Lucas: An hm...?

Moon: What's that

Lucas: Oh my Arceus

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Ash has updated his status- Sh*t I broke my backpack strap

Comments:

Bonnie: Did you break your mind?

Clemont: F**K OFF

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Random guy has updated his status- Yo I bought this awesome purple shirt!

Comments:

Bonnie: Does that make you...

Clemont: Don't do it

Bonnie: ...purple guy?

Clemont: I'm f**king done

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I'm sorry that this chapter sucks I'm half asleep writing it. I need sleep. And fast.

Anyways I'm obsessed with Gladion if it isn't obvious already. And I've expressed this in All Things Pokemon and I said Hau was my child and one of you said "with Gladion" and it's the funniest thing I've seen I awhile so now it's in the story.

Also I ship Lillie and Hau and Moon and Gladion. Sun will be single though.

Forever.

(SUN AND MOON SPOILER ALERT)

Idek how old Gladion is. I wanna say he and Lillie are twins, but I feel like he's older. Lillie is like 11 though right? Idk maybe the anime will clear things up.

I swear to Arceus if Gladion is not in the anime, somebody is gonna get hm01'ed

K thx bai