If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

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Arceus has updated his status- Lol

Comments:

Misty: What did you do now?

Arceus: Nothing

Misty: .......

Arceus: Trust me, Mist

Misty: Don't

Arceus: FiNe

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Ash has updated his status- Yay I'm gonna go compete in a contest and win a ribbon!

Comments:

Max: ...*turns to May*

May: Don't look at me

Dawn: Yeah Ash you can do it!

Ash: No need to worry!

Dawn: That's when I worry the most haha

Paul: No

Arceus: YES

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Paul has updated his status- I'm gonna kms

Comments:

Reggie: You're being dramatic

Dawn: Yeah lets go get some badges! Friendship!

Paul: I'm gonna do it

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Reggie has tagged Paul in his status- Dude you threaten to kill yourself all the time, by you almost never do!

Comments:

Barry: Almost?

Kenny: Maybe you should actually do it this time

Paul: And let you date Dawn?

Kenny: Yup

Paul: I'd sooner spend an hour with Barry

Brock: That's painful for even the strongest of people

Barry: HEY WHATS THE BIG IDEA

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Dawn has updated her status- I'm gonna go challenge a gym!!

Comments:

Paul: I hate my life

Kenny: Then die

Paul: I'd sooner kill you

Kenny: How would that make your life any better?

Paul: You wouldn't be there

Dawn: Paul couldn't murder anyone!

Kenny: What makes ya say that?

Dawn: He doesn't have the mental capacity to pull off anything that takes longer than five minutes
~Kenny, Reggie, and 30 others have liked this comment

Brock: Careful Dawn your Ash is showing

Ash: Well I think he's smart! <3

Brock: Ash your Dawn is showing

Arceus: That was the point

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Paul has updated his status- ARCEUS I HAVE HAD IT

Comments:

Arceus: Whatever do you mean???

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Dawn has updated her status- Alriight! I just got...THE COAL BADGE

Comments:

Paul: *points accusingly*

Arceus: I don't see a problem

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Ash has updated his status- Paul is so nice! <3

Comments:

Paul: I'm gonna kill someone

Arceus: I mean...I ship it

Paul: No. Stop. Now.

Arceus: B-but-

Paul: Hey I have Girl Scout cookies in my van, just get in and you can have them

Arceus: Ooo!

Arceus: Wait...

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Arceus has updated his status- Fine.

Comments:

Dawn: Woah being like Ash was so weird!

Paul: Dawn? Are you back?

Dawn: Yeah?

Paul: I missed you so much!

Everyone: 0_0

Arceus: I didn't do anything...

Ash: Maybe he actually does love her!

Paul: Pshh no what's love?

Dawn: Aww Paul!!!!!

Max: Ew love

Max: Kill it

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Misty has updated her status- Okay so Ash is back to normal?

Comments:

Arceus: Yes

Misty: Good so I can finally talk to him again

Ash: Misty!!! I missed you!!!! Why did you avoid me??

Misty: Cause if I wanted to hang out with Dawn, I would

Misty: But I wanted to hang out with you <3

Ash: YAY MISTY LOVES ME <3!!

Max: GROSS

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Ash has tagged Max in his status- You're just salty cause you've got nobody to love

Comments:

Drew: That's not funny...

Ash: B-but it was funny when May said it!

Drew: ...

Ash: Oh...right

Ash: Umm...

Ash: I LIKE CHEESE

~Ash has logged off~

Barry: Smooth

Paul: Shut up Barry

Barry: LOVE ME

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~Dustox has started a group chat with Shiny Purrloin, Ledyba, Vulpix, Ho-Oh, Beedrill, and Squirtle~

~Dustox has changed the group name to Kwami

Shiny Purrloin: TRAAAASSSSHHHH

Dustox: -_-

Heyyy sooo this chapter is very DawnxPaul heavy, but once again, I JUST FINISHED RE-READING FIRST LIGHT

I literally cannot stop reading that damn book I love it so much.

Also I'm not obsessed with Miraculous Ladybug that's preposterous and I am DEFINITELY NOT in love with Adrien/Cat Noir......

OKAY I AM SUE ME

So

K thx bai!