If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter 3,000

Candice has updated her status- I cracked an egg outside and it froze!!

Comments:

Roxanne: Yikes! Where do you live? Eastern Kalos?

Candice: Snowpoint city

Flannery: Close enough
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Serena has updated her status- What's so bad about eastern Kalos?

Comments:

Ash: It's f*ckin freezing
~ Prof. Sycamore has liked this comment

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Cilan has updated his status- Remember when Iris thought Charizard was a dragon type?

~ N has liked this status

Comments:

Ash: Yes omg that was hilarious

N: Yes it was

Iris: BUT IT FLEW AROUND

N: Just because it flies doesn't mean it's a dragon type

Iris: IM GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT N

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~LolSweg34 has joined Facebook

Comments:

Ash: Um who are you?

Misty: And why is your FB name not your real name?

LolSweg34: Oh wait this isn't Whisper?

Brock: Um what?

Arceus: It is if you believe.

Ash: NO IT ISNT

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Ash has updated his status- That awkward moment when you find your mom on Tinder 0_0

Comments:

Paul: I laugh at your demise

Gary is better than you: Same!!

Delia: Ash! You weren't supposed to see that!!

Shauna: So the chances of Ash and Serena just went out the window

Ash: Wait what was that?

Serena: NOTHING!! Nothing!

Kenny: Is anybody else concerned about the fact that Ash is on Tinder?

Paul: ....

Gary is better than you: ....

Delia: ....

Shauna: ....

Serena: ....

Ash: I LOST A BET OKAY

Arceus: False

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Dr. Oak has updated his status- I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life said, "I choose you"

Comments:

Gary is better than you: I don't even... what?

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Dawn has tagged Ash and Paul in her status- Hey Ash- remember that time Paul kicked your ass?

Comments:

Ash: No I don't recall....

Paul: I kicked your ass like every time we battled
~Dawn has liked this comment

Dawn: Yeahhhh he did

Ash: Oh shut up Dawn! You're only taking his side because you're dating. Whose side were you on when Paul and I were battling the first couple times?

Dawn: ...Well....

Paul: Wowww

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Greninja has updated his status- I'm a Ninja!!

Comments:

Delphox: I'm a mother f*cking sorcerer

Chesnaught: I'm a...thing

Delphox: ....

Greninja: ....

Rotom: WELL IM A F**KIN WASHING MACHINE

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(More game character stuff)

Iris has updated her status- N is hot

Comments:

N: I'm more warm than anything right now tbh

Cheren: I'm not sure that's what she meant

N: Really? What did she mean?

Bianca: Iris you're going to have to spell it out for N. He pretty much lived on his own his whole life

N: Hey!! But it's true I...don't get out much

Iris: *facepalm*

Bianca: N she thinks you're attractive

Iris: BIANCA!!

Bianca: What?!

N: Oh

N: Well I mean, duh

N: All the ladies love N

Cheren: I think with that hair you are the ladies

N: Shut up it's amazing

Cheren: You're such a bother I swear to Reshiram

Hilda: Oh come on Cheren! Don't be such a downer!

Cheren: I'LL BE WHAT I WANT

Iris: Oh you mean like the champion?

Hilda: Lol

Cheren: SHUT UP IRIS

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(A/N. Lol this chapter. Idek. I'm a little obsessed with N now. Hey what is Chesnaught anyway? Is it a hedgehog or something? Idk. K Thx bai!

         -Chloe)

Btw I see a lot of you are upset that I do not ship Ash and Serena.