If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Back at it again with the updates

Iris has tagged N in her status- Did you know people ship your girlfriend with your father

Comments:

N: What

Hilda: Why would anyone want to date a freak

Ghetsis: I ask myself that every time I see you and N together

Iris: Jealoussss???

Ghetsis: That's illegal

Cheren: Since when do you care about what's legal?

Ghetsis: I'm not desperate enough to date Hilda

N: Did you just

N: Insult her?

N: Did you insult my Hilda?

Ghetsis: Yeah

N: HOW DARE YOU

Ghetsis: What are you gonna do about it?

N: Um

Ghetsis: I raised you, I know you're not gonna do anything about it you freak

Hilda: THATS MY N YOU'RE INSULTING

Ghetsis: Well what are you gonna do about it

Hilda: Murder you, obviously

Hugh: Can I help

Hilda: Ye

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May has updated her status- MY MOM LEFT ME BEHIND AT THE STORE

Comments:

Bonnie: You were left behind?

May: Yeah

Bonnie: Will all the torture unwind?

May: Uh...what?

Clemont: Bonnie I swear to god I hate you

Arceus: I thought it was a good reference

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Hugh has updated his status- Dangit he got away

Comments:

Rosa: That's unfortunate

Hilda: I know

Hilda: I can't believe I let him get away

Hilda: AGAIN

Hugh: I'm angry

Nate: You're always angry

Hugh: I NEED REVENGE

Cheren: Calm down Quilfish

Hilda: How am I supposed to murder Ghetsis if he always gets away?

Cheren: Not post about it on Facebook so the cops don't show up at your door

Officer Jenny: LOL YOU THINK I CARE??!!!

Officer Jenny: HA

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May has updated her status- Hey so what's unagi?

Comments:

Solidad: Isn't it sushi?

Drew: It's a state of total awareness