If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter It's Valentine's day kms

May has tagged Drew in her status- Happy Valentine's Day, Drew! I'm so glad I've gotten to spend these past few years with you <3!!

Comments:

Arceus: Oh barf

Max: That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen

Drew: I thought it was sweet <3

May: Aww I love you!

Drew: I love you too

Max: EW

Arceus: GROSS

Max: LOVE

Arceus: KILL IT

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May has tagged Max in her status- You're just salty because Mom's the only girl who's ever going to love you

Comments:

Max: AM NOT

May: Are too!

Arceus: Ew children

Arceus: Ew immaturity

Pidgey: What about fourthwheelshipping tho

Max: NooOOOOO

Ash: YES

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Dawn has updated her status- Paul has decided that he does not want to celebrate Valentine's Day!! >:(

Comments:

Paul: I never said that

Dawn: Yes you did!

Ash: Sounds like something he'd say

Reggie: Yup

Brock: Sounds like Paul

Paul: I said that I didn't want to spend Valentine's Day on social media. I would much rather spend it with Dawn, not with the people I despise.

Paul: Like what's happening now

Reggie: Nah that doesn't sound like you

Reggie: Did you and Ash switch bodies again?

Paul: No.

Dawn: Ohhh I get it.....I have to make some phone calls...

~Dawn has logged off~

Ash: What kind of calls do you think she's making?

May: Don't even worry about it

Ash: But-

May: Shut your mouth

Ash: B-but-

May: Shut your mouth

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Nate has updated his status- #ThatSingleLife

Comments:

Hugh: Same

Rosa: You don't have to be single, Hugh...

Hugh: What? I like being single. I don't have to spend money on some girl

Rosa: NOBODY SAID YOU HAD TO SPEND MONEY

Nate: Oh please Rosa, we know you just want somebody to buy you sh*t

Rosa: I diD NoT sAy ThAT

Nate: But you meant it

Hilda: Boys...so oblivious...