If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter GO

Ash has updated his status- I want every girl who's ever had a crush on me to tell me how long they've had it

Comments:

Bonnie: *Turns to Serena* You should probably lie a little

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Barry has tagged Paul in his status- Do you think Pidgeys have feelings?

Comments:

Paul: I'm going to give you one more chance to shut the f**k up

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Gary has updated his status- June's over? Julyling

Comments:

Ash: Goals

Misty: I hate both of you

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Starmie has tagged Staryu in its status- We have to break up

Comments:

Staryu: What?! Why?!

Starmie: It's not Staryu......

Starmie: It's Starmie

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Ash has tagged Misty in his status- Do you Bayleef in love after love

Comments:

Gary: Dang I didn't think of that!

Ash: Step up your game, man

Misty: Why me

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Gary has updated his status- I believe I can HMo2!!

Comments:

Pidgey: Dam

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Seaking has updated his status- Heat Seaking missile

Marill: Do a Marill roll

Misty: Oh my god

Raichu: We won't Raichu apology

Pikachu: You made this joke already

Raichu: Shut upppp

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Mew has tagged Mewtwo in its status- Reshiram and Zekrom are sick!

Comments:

Mewtwo: Well I guess you gotta Kyurem

Mew: This is why I don't trust you anymore

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Max has updated his status- I AM FREAKING OUT OF MILK AGAIN, MAY

Comments:

May: I don't give two f**ks

Drew: Damn

Ash: Oh shit

Brock: It's about to get real

Max: May how dare you

Ash: Shit you know what

May: Max you are so immature I can't deal with your crap anymore

Ash: May and Max's names are only one letter off

Max: Oh please, May. At least I don't jump on my bed anymore

Ash: And X and Y are right next to each other in the alphabet

May: YOU WERE JUMPING ON IT YESTERDAY

Ash: Either their parents are really clever, or really lazy

Max: EXACTLY. YESTERDAY

Norman: Is it possible to be both

May: YOURE SUCH A KID

Ash: Ye

Max: SHUTTUP

Norman: Okay both then

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Max has updated his status- Thank you for getting me milk, Drew

Comments:

Drew: You're welcome

Max: I wish you were my brother instead of May being my sister

May: You'd still have to deal with me because I'd be dating Drew, smart one

Max: I DIDNT ASK YOU

Drew: *Sighs*

Drew: And now

Drew: It starts

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Ash has updated his status- Hey Dawn-

Comments:

Dawn: Yeah?

Ash: @Me

Dawn: No...

Ash: Salty

(A/N. Actual true story of a conversation some guy and I had)

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Dawn has updated her status- Hey Paul I think you should wear a maid costume

Comments:

Paul: ....Why?

Dawn: So I can laugh at you

Paul: No

Dawn: Pleeeaaaaseeeee

Paul: No

Dawn: YOU DONT LOVE ME

Misty: NO MORE BS, REMEMBER?!

Ash: You should do it Paul. It'd be funny

Kenny: Yea

Paul: Shut up Kenny

Kenny: *Kourtney Kardashian voice* I'm literally feeling so attacked right now

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Sup people and/or Pokemon masters. I've got a lot of inspiration for this chapter. My cousin Katie can do an amazing Kourtney Kardashian voice it's hilarious. Also there's a kid named Drew in my gym class, and now whenever somebody says "Drew" I think of Drew from Pokemon and Drew from gym.

Anyways POKEMON GO CAME OUT IM GONNA BE A POKEMON MASTER FITE ME

Anyways,

K Thx Bai!!

Chloe/Sylveon12

Also happy late Fourth of July my fellow Americans