If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

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Ash has updated his status- HURRY

Comments:

May: Why?

Ash: Lol idk

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Dawn has updated her status- I'm getting really really worried....Conway are you sure you don't know anything?

Comments:

Conway: YES I AM VERY SURE

Dawn: It would make me soooo happy if you knew anything.....

Conway: ..........

Dawn: You positively sure you don't know anything?

Conway: NOBODY HAS HIM

Ash: WHAT?!

May: WHAT?!

Drew: WHAT

Brock: WHAT

Tracey: WHAT

Cilan: WHAT

Iris: WHAT

Gary: ...Who?

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Dawn has updated her status- Nobody, I DEMAND you give back my boyfriend!

Comments:

Bonnie: Give gifts give life

Clemont: Not this sh*t

Nobody: Ah yes yes he will be returning to you in five to seven business days... I've already gotten what I needed from Conway

Dawn: YOU HELPED HIM?! GOD I KNEW YOU WERE AN IDIOT BUT COME ON!!

Conway: I'm sorry Dawn! I did it for us!

Dawn: THERE NEVER IS OR WILL BE AN US

Ash: WHAT DID YOU GIVE HIM?!

Conway: ....Noooothing...

Nobody: ONLY MY FREEDOM. ONLY HIS INTELLECT AND FANTASTIC CALCULATIONS

Brock: For?

Nobody: WORLD DOMINATION HAHAHAHAHAHA

Nobody: First order of business...Ash date Serena

Ash: Uhh no

Serena: I actually like this Pokemon now

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Gary has updated his status- I still don't know who the f**k Nobody is

Comments:

Nobody: B-but....I did this all for you dear trainer! I just wanted you to notice me! The world domination was just a plus!