If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Norman is done with Drew's sh*t

Norman has updated his status- I'm done with your shit, Drew

Comments:

Drew: FInE

Barry: Did somebody say fines?

Paul: Nobody did. F*ck off, Barry.

Drew: Don't worry about it, Barry

May: Bam

Dawn: Dang

Ash: Savages

Brock: It looks like Barry is the new Kenny

Paul: Kenny can f*ck off too

Kenny: *Kardashian voice* Why would you say that? You put me in such an uncomfortable situation.

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Wailord has updated her status- I'm so fat! I must be the fattest Pokemon in the world!!

Comments:

Pikachu: ....

Articuno: .....

Dr. Oak: WELL, you are actually the BIGGEST Pokemon while Groudon is in fact the heaviest.

Groudon: Psh whatevs idc

Wailord: WELL DONT I FEEL SPECIAL??!!!

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Calem has updated his status- I JUST SPENT 5 HOURS LOOKING FOR A FEMALE TAUROS TO FIND OUT FROM SOME DUDE THAT THEY DONT EXIST

Comments:

Tauros: Wow

Serena: Why all of a sudden am I "Some dude"?

Silver: Same reason I'm "That one guy with the red hair"

Calem: ITS NOT FAIR I HAVE LIKE 10 MALE TAUROS NOW

Calem: IM GONNA START A TAUROS FARM NOW

Calem: GUESS I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT NOW

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May has updated her status- I AM NOT ENTERING ANYMORE CONTESTS WITH YOU DREW

Comments:

Drew: Hey our battle was close

Drew: I didn't even end up winning the contest. Solidad did

May: Pshhh whatever...

Drew: I love you

May: WHATEVER

Ash: The salt

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Dawn has updated her status- Haha in your face, Kenny! I beat you!!!!

Comments:

Kenny: Don't get used to it, Deedee

Dawn: KENNY STOP OMG

Kenny: Deedee

Paul: I'll find you and punch you, Kenny.

Kenny: Not if I use

Kenny: FLY

Kenny: Wait

Kenny: No flying type Pokemon on hand... RUNNING

Paul: I'm debating on whether or not it's worth it

Dawn: Eh it's not

Paul: Okay I won't do anything then

Kenny: Thanks Deedee

Dawn: ....Kill him

Paul: Fine.

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~Kenny has checked into some hospital the writer made up

Comments:

Ash: This is the second time Paul's put a guy in the hospital

Ash: Kinda doubting the whole "Paul's not a criminal" thing

Paul: I'll find you too

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READ THIS MAYBE?

This chapter is short, but only because I'm working on the written chapter I was talking about earlier this week. If nobody wants to read it, I won't upload it. If some people do, I'll upload it.

ANYWAYS
Summer gym (I can take it during summer to take another class during the year) is killing me. So anyway

K Thx Bai!

-Chloe/Sylveon12 #Imgonnaputmyusernameherenowtoo