If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Please don't send help

Sun has updated his status- I am the light of everybody's life

Comments:

Moon: Why's that?

Sun: Cause I'm good looking, charming, and my name is literally the thing that lights up people's lives

Moon: False, untrue, and I guess

Lillie: Rawst berry needed

Gladion: Burn heal over here

Hau: Full restore

Sun: I hate you guys.

Gladion: I hate you too

Sun: GLADION GOD DANGIT

Sun: YOU ARE THE REASON I WANNA DIE

Moon: That's a little harsh

Sun: NO ITS NOT MISS "IM IN LOVE WITH GLADION"

Gladion: What

Moon: NOTHING

Lillie: I love you guys...but you're all stupid

Hau: Agreed

Sun, Moon, and Gladion: ...

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Moon has tagged Sun and Gladion in her status- Agreement to shun Lillie and Hau?

Comments:

Sun: Agreed

Gladion: Ehhhhhh

Sun: What is it emo child

Gladion: Lillie is kinda the only family I have left

Moon: Umm what about your mom?

Gladion: We don't talk about her

Lusamine: Gladion!! That is so upsetting!!

Gladion: GOOD

Lusamine: Why would my baby say these things about me?!!

Lillie: You're kidding, right?

Lusamine: Not my beautiful little girl too!!!

Sun: SHUT DOWN

Moon: GET REKT

Hau: BAM WHAT SAVAGES

Prof. Kukui: THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

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Silvally has updated its status- Trainer! What's this?!

Comments:

Gladion: ...grass

Silvally: Trainer!! What's this??!!

Gladion: ...the sun?

Silvally: Trainer!!! Who's this???!!!

Gladion: That's you...it's a mirror

Silvally: Oh!!!!!!!

Moon: That's adorable

Silvally: Adorable!!! Trainer!!!!! Adora-

Gladion: Stop right there

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Mewtwo has updated his status- Plz move

Comments:

Random Guy: No

Mewtwo: PLEEEAASSEEE

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Drew has updated his status- Anybody remember May's New Years resolution? Well she failed

Comments:

May: IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU

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Moon has updated her status- Friend dynamics:

Lillie- The one who reminds you that you're being an a**

Hau: The one who always has food

Sun: The one with the jokes

Gladion: The one who thinks you aren't friends but you own his soul so it's too late

Comments:

Lillie: Gladion's got oddly specific

Gladion: Moon: The one who puts you into categories
~Sun and Hau have liked this comment

Hau: I do always have food...

Sun: Jokes? What jokes?

Lillie: Remember when you said you were good looking?
~Moon and Hau have liked this comment

Sun: WOW LILLIE I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING

Gladion: You. Had. Nothing.

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Well my obsession with Gladion has reached the point where I'm thinking about writing a book about how much I love him. I'm not gonna do it, but I thought about it. Also the SONG IN THE MEDIA MADE ME CRY IM DYING. Also I did this-

Check it out if you want fam.

Okay if you didn't know I love Gladion just thought I'd tell you again cause he's my everything.