If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I'm crippled from sleep deprivation

~Machoke has rejoined Facebook~

Comments:

Machoke: Is the coast clear?

Mrs.Mr.Mime: Hi babe ;)

~Machoke has quit Facebook~

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Gold has updated his status- I'm f*king freezing. Why is Kalos so cold?

Comments:

Prof.Sycamore: Because

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Gold has updated his status- Whyyyy???

Comments:

Prof.Sycamore: Because I said so. Duh

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Max has updated his status- HURRY IM OUT OF MILK

Comments:

May: You've got legs

Max: YA KNOW WHAT

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Ash has updated his status- Who let clowns run for president?

Comments:

Misty: I'd agree but let me just ask- What?

Ash: Come on, babe

Misty: Don't. Ever. Call. Me. Babe.

Gary: Sup bae

Misty: That's worse

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Babe what are we doing for dinner

Comments:

Paul: Uh nothing?

Dawn: Good cause my mom wants to meet you. Surprise.

Paul: Actually we are doing something very important for dinner.

Ash: You're gonna come eat dinner with me, Bonnie, Clemont, and Serena!!

Paul: No that's not it.

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Johanna has updated her status- I hope my daughter is being treated right

Comments:

Paul: I hope so too

Dawn: Paul

Paul: What

Dawn: I love you

Paul: Psh-ptff- w-whatever

Dawn: Lol

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Gold has updated his status- Update: I am now entering the Kalos league. They're weak af

Comments:

Diantha: Nu-uh!!

Wolfric: Boi

Malva: I'll cut you

Clemont: Whaaaaat

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Silver has updated his status- Giovanni you better fight Lyra

Comments:

Giovanni: Why tho. I already beat her

Silver: She's butt hurt

Lyra: SHUT UP SILVY. FITE ME GIOVANNI. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME AT SILVERS LIFE?!

Silver: Just a heads up- if you beat her again, she'll scratch your eyes out

IM SO SORRY. I've been not updating I know I'm sorry I'm just so busy!!!!

This chapters really short too like ehhhh

Sorry.

Thanks for reading though.