If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Sweet 16

Hau has tagged Gladion in his status- Hey Gladion, which way did the programmer go?

Comments:

Gladion: I don't care

Hau: He went data way

Gladion: ...

Gladion: If murder was legal, I would've killed you months ago

Lillie: *whispers* ship

Gladion: This is why I left you

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Torchic has updated his status- Ok don't let them know you're a chicken

Comments:

May: So what are your interests?

Torchic: Not crossing roads

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Hau has updated his status- What season is it when you're on a trampoline? Spring time

Comments:

Gladion: Your life will end soon

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Bonnie has updated her status- What's purple guys least favorite holiday?

Comments:

Clemont: I swear if you-

Bonnie: Spring break

Clemont: I'm disowning you

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Hau has updated his status- What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

Comments:

Gold: Silver

Silver: F**k you

Gold: Please

Silver: ...

Hau: ...

Hau: A condescending con descending...

Sun: Awkward...

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Lyra has tagged Gold in her status- No. My Silver

Comments:

Gold: Mine

Lyra: Mine

Gold: Mine

Lyra: Mine

Gold: Mine

Lyra: Mine

Gold: Mine

Lyra: Mine

Arceus: AHHH SH*T. WHICH DO I SHIP MORE?

Arceus: Soulsilver vs. Preciousmetal

Arceus: ...

Arceus: AHHH PANICCCCC

Shaymin(Sky): *whispers* at the disco

Arceus: DAMMIT SHAYMIN THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

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May has updated her status- It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
~Ash, Paul and six others have liked this status