If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I don't have a title, use your imagination

Dawn has updated her status- Sometimes I don't even know what to say with Paul he just disappoints me on a spiritual level

Comments:

Misty: What happened

Dawn: Well

Dawn: We were eating lunch

Dawn: And a kid comes up to him

Dawn: And says

Dawn: "You look mean"

Dawn: And Paul decides to say this-

Dawn: "Because I am. Bye"

Paul: I don't like kids

Paul: I like to get them away from me as soon as possible

Paul: So I crush their souls

Ash: Wow I knew you were heartless but jeez

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Ducklett has updated his status- Hello I am a duck. Wanna know what my favorite snack is?

Comments:

Hilda: Not really

Ducklett: Pretzels

Hilbert: What?

Ducklett: You thought I was gonna say "quackers"?

Hilbert: Yeah

Ducklett: Well you're an idiot
~N and Hilda have liked this comment

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Come to bed

Comments:

N: NO

N: Not until I have a name for my soldiers

Hilda: K night

N: Babe you're a genius

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Moon has tagged Lillie in her status- Hey how's Kanto

Comments:

Lillie: I'm freezing

Blue: It's like 70 degrees outside

Sun: THAT'S COLD

Moon: LILLIE

Gladion: WEAR A JACKET

Lillie: THEY DONT SELL THEM RN BECAUSE IT'S "SUMMER"

Moon: THAT IS NOT SUMMER

Blue: Um Sun, Moon, didn't you two use to live here

Moon: Ya

Sun: But 70 degrees is cold

Moon: Ya

Blue: Okay weirdos...

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Lillie has tagged Moon in her status- So how's Alola

Comments:

Hau: NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU

Hau: COME BACK

Hau: I MISS YOU

Sun: I MISS YOU TOO

Hau: I MISS HER MORE

Sun: NU-UH

Hau: YEAH-HUH

Sun: KYS

Hau: YOU FIRST

Lillie: I miss my brother

Gladion: Get rekt scrubs

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Hau has updated his status- Hey Gladion you're smart, right?

Comments:

Gladion: ...Yes?

Hau: Okay can I ask you something

Gladion: ...Sure...

Hau: If a plant is sad, do the other plants photosympothize with it?

Gladion: You can never ask me any questions ever again

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Gary has updated his status- Hey Misty, do you think size matters?

Comments:

Misty: Well obviously I'd rather have a large bowl of pasta than a small one, ya feel?
~Ash, Brock, and seven others have liked this status

(A/N. Weeeellll that was short buuut just take it.

So like

I don't have anything to say, really

How about a question of the day?

What's your favorite Pokémon movie?

Mine?

Well

Uh

I have like

Five

Zoroark Master of Illusions, Pokémon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea, Pokémon the First Movie, Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, and Jirachi Wish Maker

I can't pick honestly

So

K thx bai!)