If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter JOSH PECK IS A SNAKE

Prof.  Juniper has updated her status- I have discovered a new species of snake Pokémon!
~Prof. Sycamore, Prof. Burnet, and one other have liked this status

Comments:

Prof. Kukui: Whatcha gonna name it?

Prof. Juniper: Josh Peck

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Dawn has updated her status- OKAY PAUL IM DONE WITH YOUR ATTITUDE

Comments:

Misty: What now?

Dawn: OKAY

Dawn: SO

Dawn: We were going to dinner and the restaurant we were going to was relatively fancy

Dawn: So I got dressed and was like

Dawn: "Hey honey, how do I look?"

May: What'd he say?

Dawn: Paul, would you like to tell them?

Paul: Yeah I said "With your eyes"

May: You're a disappointment

Paul: Thanks I know

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Gary has tagged Ash in his status- Hey man you alive?

Comments:

Ash: Yeah?

Ash: Why

Gary: It's just

Gary: You haven't sent me a meme today

Ash: Oh! Sorry fam I'll send you one

Officer Jenny: THEY'D BETTER BE LEGAL

Ash: THEY ARE I SWEAR

Gary: *sweats loudly*

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Misty has updated her status- Honestly all my friends are falling in love or have a boyfriend and I'm just falling down the stairs

Comments:

Dawn: Lol wow

Dawn: What happened to Ash?

Misty: Who's Ash

Ash: Miiissttyyyy I'm sorrryyyyyyyy

Misty: Who are you?

Ash: I'm Ash!

Misty: Oh Serena's boyfriend?

Ash: No!

Serena: Yes

Nobody: YES

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Dawn has updated her status- Why do parents get so upset when you sleep all day? Like I'm not doing drugs, having $ex, or spending your money like what's the problem?

Comments:

Paul: Okay I know for a fact you're doing two of those things

Dawn: What? No!

Paul: Oh you're right my bad

Paul: You spend my money

May: Get savaged

Dawn: Paul that's such bs

Paul: Is it?

Dawn: Yeah

Paul: You bought a pack of yogurt (with my money) and wouldn't share

Dawn: I paid you back!

Paul: That's not the point

Dawn: Then what is?

Paul: Okay we're a couple we buy groceries together

Dawn: Well

Dawn: It was my yogurt dammit

Drew: Wait so are you doing drugs or Paul?
~Ash, May, and five others have liked this comment

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Gary has updated his status- The ring: You will die in seven days

Me: Three! Take it or leave it

Comments:

Ash: Relatable

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Hau has tagged Gladion in his status- So what if I'm evolving a Rockruff into Lycanroc at 11:59 pm and in the middle of evolving it turns to 12 am? What happens then?

Comments:

Gladion: What did I tell you about stupid questions?

(A/N. SO

A short chapter

But at least I'm updating right?

Right?

Nah this sucks but I felt like writing something so I did

So

Here

K thx bai!)