If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter 23????

Gold has updated his status- When the doors close behind me in the Pokemon league- I don't think you quite understand. I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with ME

Comments:

Silver: HA

Gold: What is that supposed to mean?

Yellow: Ooooo

Silver: It means what it means

Gold: You don't think I'm strong enough?

Lyra: Ohh dang

Gold: Lyra!

Lyra: What? Yellow did it!

Yellow: Yes, but I'm not their friend. You're picking sides

Lyra: Am not!

Gold: You like Silver better than me?!

Silver: Yes

Silver: I like me much more than I like you

Lyra: Shut up Silver

Silver: Ouch

Gold: OH YOURE A CRIMINAL YOU DONT HAVE FEELINGS

Silver: Shut up, rule follower

N: True

Silver: Shut it N, you're a rule follower now, too

N: Ouch
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Dawn has started a group chat with May and Misty~

Dawn: Hey May, how's it going with Drew

Misty: Yeah I've been dying to know!

May: I don't wanna talk about it

Dawn: What do ya mean?

May: HE BEAT ME IN A CONTEST CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT

Dawn: I don't know- I've never seen him preform

Misty: He's really good! You should check him out! ... Er you know what I mean

Dawn: Yeah haha I get it

May: WOW YOU GUYS ARE SOOO SUPPORTIVE

Ash: Hey

May: ....

Misty: ...

Dawn: ...

Ash: Are we playing the quiet game?

Misty: How'd you get into this chat?

Ash: God

Arceus: Yes friends, it 'twas I, God

Misty: If you use "it" right before " 'twas", doesn't that defeat the purpose of it?

Arceus: ....
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Arceus has updated its status- Shut up Misty

~ Gary, Dr. Oak, and 10 others have liked this status

Comments:

Gary: Finally someone said it!
~ Conway and Ash have liked this comment

Ash: Haha that's true!!

Misty: Shove it

Gary: Where?
~ Conway has liked this comment

Brock: Gross Gary
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Gary has updated his status- UGH MISTY GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Comments:

Misty: I'm not in your head, I'm in my gym. You just walked in and started yelling like a lunatic

Ash: Gary's drunk!!!

Gary: Am NOT magic flying magikarp!!
~ Conway has liked this comment

Ash: I think I've proved my point
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Arceus has updated its status- I think Conway has a crush on Gary....

Comments:

Gary Psh no that can't be right!!
~ Conway has liked this comment
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Conway has posted a picture collage of Gary
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Gary has updated his status- Okay maybe Arceus was right....
~ Arceus and Conway have liked this status

Comments:

Arceus: WELL DUH IM GOD
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~Mrs. Mr. Mime has posted a collage of " Sexy Pokemons ;)"

Comments:

Machoke: Oh my god I'm done

Zoroark: Yeah

Male Nurse Joy: I'm not even a pokemon!

Mrs. Mr. Mime: Are you sure you're not a sexy ditto??

Male Nurse Joy: Yes >:(

Mrs. Mr. Mime: Oh
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~Mrs. Mr. Mime is now single
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~Mrs. Mr. Mime has changed its name to Ms. Mr. Mime
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~That creepy stalker Ditto is now in a relationship

Comments:

Stunfisk: Nice! With who?

Ms. Mr. Mime: Yours truly!!!

That creepy stalker Ditto: Yeah babbyyyyy

Machoke: I think they deserve each other

Zoroark: Ya think?

Machoke: Well they're both weird creepy stalkers, so why not?

Wynut: You called??

(A/N Tis the end of another chapter. I have a question for you to answer if you would like! What is your least favorite Pokemon region? Mine is Unova. " But Chloe," you say. " isn't your favorite Pokemon from Unova?"
....Yes, yes it is. K Thx bai

2017 edit: Ha Unova isn't my least favorite region anymore. I actually love Unova now. Kalos is my least favorite region now)

- Chloe)