If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Will there even be a sequel?

Sylveon has updated her status- F*ck meeee

Comments:

Arceus: Okay

Sylveon: That's...

Sylveon: That's not what I meant

Arceus: ...

Sylveon: ...

Arceus: I knew that

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Nobody has tagged Sylveon in his status- What did you mean?

Comments:

Sylveon: It was kinda like an "Ah f*ck me, I forgot to buy ice at the store." type deal

Nobody: Oh

Arceus: Whatever

Arceus: Stupid Sylveon

Sylveon: Stupid hoe

Arceus: I hate you so much

Sylveon: I hate you too <3

Nobody: Talk about mixed signals...

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Hilda has tagged Hilbert in her status- So how about we talk about how I wasn't invited to your wedding

Comments:

Hilbert: How about we talk about how Hugh's tail is small

Hugh: H E Y

N: But you are human...you do not have a tail

Rosa: Lmao yes let's talk about that

Hilda: His tail is small- there we're done WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING

Hilbert: ...

Brendan: Run

Hilbert: THIS IS YOUR FAULT TOO RUN WITH ME

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Hilda has updated her status- I introduced N to a new band today

Comments:

Bianca: What band?

N: HE SAID I'VE BEEN TO THE YEAR 3000

Rosa: *GaSP*

Rosa: NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED BUT THEY LIVED UNDERWATER

N: AND YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER IS DOING FINE

Rosa: Yassss I love the Jo bros

Hilda: Yes they remind me of a simpler time

Bianca: And that time was?

Hilda: ...

Hilda: 2006

Hugh: Because that was such a simple time

Hilda: Shut up, your tail is small

Hugh: HEY

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Honey, May I ask you something?

Comments:

Hilda: Sure

N: Why is everyone saying Hugh has a small tail

Hilda: No you may not

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Serena has tagged Bonnie in her status- Slap your brother for me

Comments:

Bonnie: Not texting you back?

Clemont: BUT I DID TEXT HER BACK

Serena: You didn't do it quick enough

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Moon has tagged Kiawe in her status- Do you ever wear a shirt?

Comments:

Kiawe: No

Moon: Who are you, Gray?

Kiawe: Who?

Sylveon: *Faint laughter*

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N has updated his status- WENDY LEFT PETER TO GO GROW UP

Comments:

Hilda: I know

N: WHY???

Hilda: She had to

N: BUT THEY LOVED EACH OTHER

Hilda: I know

N: ...

N: WORST MOVIE EVER

Hilda: Wanna watch it again?

N: Yeah!

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Dawn has updated her status- I hate sleeping alone

Comments:

Ash: Then don't

Dawn: IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE

Paul: I can fix that

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~Dawn and Paul are now in a relationship~

Comments:

Arceus: YESSSSS

Sylveon: Now who to crush???

Arceus: DON'T

Sylveon: IT'S TOO LATE

(A/N. Ah a poorly written chapter

Seriously

I wrote it in like three hours

It's bad

Now to write a sequel thing

Or not

These chapters are getting more and more sinful

Jeez Chloe

May or may not be talking about myself there

Who knows?

K thx bai!)

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