If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I'll kill this book WITHOUT HESITATION

Moon has tagged Kiawe in her status- You're like if Gray and Natsu had a child

Comments:

Kiawe: I don't know what any of that means

Sylveon: OMG YOU'RE SO RIGHT THO

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Stop growling at Cheren wtf you're not a Pokémon

Comments:

N: No

Rosa: Why are you growling at Cheren?

N: He got too close to my Hilda

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Sylveon has updated her status- I DON'T NEED ALL THESE FAKE FRIENDS

Comments:

Arceus: Chill

Sylveon: I WILL NOT

Nobody: Oh my god you're annoying

Sylveon: I don't need fake sons either hoe

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Gladion has tagged Moon in his status- Hey babe?

Comments:

Moon: Yeah?

Gladion: What's your favorite flower?

Gladion: Asking for completely non suspicious reasons that you should not be worried about

Moon: The gladiolus

Gladion: ...

Moon: Cause they remind me of my Flower Boy

Gladion: I love you so much

Lillie: I hate you both

Lillie: Except Moon

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Rosa has updated her status- I KNOW WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOREVER

Comments:

Blue: BUT NOW I THINK I'M FEELING SOMETHING TOTALLY NEW

Bianca: AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME

Rosa: I'VE OPENED UP MY EYES NOW I SEE

Blue: YOU WERE ALWAYS WITH MEEEEEE

Bianca: COULD IT BE YOU AND I NEVER IMAGINED

Rosa: COULD IT BE, SUDDENLY, I'M FALLING FOR YOU

Blue: COULD IT BE YOU WERE RIGHT HERE BESIDE ME

Bianca: AND I NEVER KNEW

Rosa: COULD IT BE THAT IT'S TRUE

Blue: THAT IT'S YOU

Bianca: THAT IT'S YOU

Hugh: A+ I loved it

Red: *Thumbs up*

Cheren: Eh

Cheren: 7/10

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Rosa has tagged Hilda in her status- So how'd the Joltik in the shower incident go?

Comments:

Hilda: N came in and talked to it

Rosa: While you were in the shower?

Hilda: Yeah?

Rosa: You let him in? While you were in the shower?

Hilda: N doesn't understand things it's okay

N: That Joltik was actually very nice and was just looking to get out of the rain

Hilda: In my shower?

N: It is not the Joltik's fault, Hilda

Hilda: Yes it is

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- Sometimes I wonder why I put up with you

Comments:

Sylveon: You probably shouldn't

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- I missed you Paulie

Comments:

Paul: I missed you too, Twilight

Arceus: UGH GOALS

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Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- Hughy

Comments:

Hugh: What

Rosa: Wanna sin

Hugh: No

Rosa: WHY NOOOOOOTTTTT

Hugh: You said my tail was small

Rosa: Omfg babe it's just a meme chill

Hugh: You chill

Hilda: Omg you two are annoyingggggg

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Sun has updated his status- Heck

Comments:

Hau: UM

Hau: NOT ON MY GOOD CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER

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Caroline has tagged May in her status- Your room is a mess!

Comments:

May: Then stay out of it

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Meowth has tagged Sylveon in his status- So ate yiu gpnma wroye ampyhdr bplk?

Comments:

Sylveon: You'll f**kin' see

(A/N. Lmao this books about to die

Am I gonna make a sequel?

Who knows?

Wait

I do

Ha

K thx bai!)

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