If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Quit B1tching...I'll take out the trash

Ash has updated his status- I DONT WANNA

Comments:

Delia: Ash....

Ash: NEEEOOOOO

Delia: That's it! Come home to Kanto RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN

Ash: But moooommmmmm

Delia: BUTTS ARE FOR SITTING

Serena: NO DONT MAKE HIM GO

Ash: Wait if I go Kanto I get to see Misty

Serena: *heart breaks*

Ash: AND BROCK!! IM COMING GUYS

Brock: I'm busy

Misty: The gyms been busy lately. Gary keeps showing up to challenge me

Gary: You know you love seeing me everyday ;)

Ash: NO *hiss* GET AWAY

Delia: ASH

Ash: Fine Mom, I'm coming. Let's go Pikachu

Pikachu: Frick... Whatever, I get to see Ash's mom!! She likes petting me!!!

Delia: Aw Pikachu you're so cute

Pikachu: I know. PET ME MORTAL

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~Dawn and Paul are in a relationship

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May has tagged Dawn and Paul in her status- IT BETTER LAST THIS TIME I DONT WANNA SEE ANYMORE BS FROM YOU TWO

Comments:

Ash: Same tho

Dawn: FiNe

Paul: Yeah whatever May

Trip: Why am I friends with you people

Ash: CAUSE YOU LOVE ME

Trip: Gross

Paul: True

Ash: WOW PAUL I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Paul: *shrugs* Eh

Kenny: Sass

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Delia has tagged Ash in her status- TAKE OUT THE TRASH NOW

Comments:

Ash: FINE JEEZ
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Ho-oh/Unfezant has updated its status- I AM THE FIRE GOD. BOW BEFORE ME

Comments:

Arceus: I second that

Ho-oh: WHAT??!!!!

Arceus: It's freaking majestic

Ho-oh/Unfezant: DUH

Ho-oh: I'm offended

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Ash has updated his status- I have flown back to Kalos. I broke the rules. I am a rebel.

Comments:

Delia: AAAAASSSSHHHH

Misty: Damn, I finally got a day off from the gym

Brock: Right. I got a day off of work.

Misty: Guess you don't wanna hang out with us...

Ash: I- I WAS JUST KIDDING. IM ACTUALLY UNDER MY BED. I WANTED MY MOM TO CHASE ME TO KALOS SO I COULD HAVE THE HOUSE TO MYSELF

Delia: Yep. Under his bed.

Serena: DAMMIT

Ash: Miissssstyyyyy Brockkkkk

Pikachu: MISTY!!!!!!!!!! PET ME HUG ME

Pikachu: BROCK FEED ME

Serena: Uuuugggghhhh

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(A/N. .....Wat? I mean, I just sat here and read it too. I have ZERO idea what happened in this chapter. Eh but I'm sure none of you read this anyway so I won't explain it :p

K Thx Bai!)