If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter E.V.I.L

Hilbert has tagged Team Plasma in his status- Y'all went from PETA to ISIS real f**king quick
~Hilda, Cheren and five others have liked this status

Comments:

Ghetsis: I'm not so sure two years classifies as "f**king quick"

N: Shouldn't have happened at all, but ok

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Wallace has updated his status- All you evil organizations are so sad you all get beaten by ten year olds who are just starting their journey. Some of which had the help of your own children

Comments:

Giovanni: ...Well

Lusamine: They were 11

Lusamine: Get your facts right jeez

Ghetsis: I don't have a son

N: WHY

N: WHY DO YOU DO THIS

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Hilda has tagged Ghetsis in her status- Um excuse me, your son is crying

Comments:

Ghetsis: Your boyfriend

Hilda: Your son

Ghetsis: Your boyfriend

Hilda: Your son

Ghetsis: Your boyfriend

Hilda: Your son

Ghetsis: Your boyfriend

Hilda: Your son

Ghetsis: Your boyfriend

Hilda: Your son

Ghetsis: Your boyfriend

Hilda: Your son

Ghetsis: Your boyfriend

Hilda: Your son

Ghetsis: Your boyfriend

Hilda: Your son

Hugh: Omfg shut the f**k up before I find both of you

Rosa: Hugh!

Hugh: What

Rosa: That wasn't nice

Hugh: You're not my girlfriend

Rosa: *whispers* Not yet...

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Paul has updated his status- Why does Reggie always tell me to "be good" when he brings me places. Like nope sorry Reggie, already planned two stabbings and a bank robbery

Comments:

Dawn: Who are you planning on stabbing?

Paul: I don't have tell you

Ash: Trip why aren't I dead yet

Trip: Wanna pay for my ticket to Alola, b*tch?

Paul: ^^^

Dawn: Oh...

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Guzman has updated his status- Why does everyone ship me with a 40+ year old married woman?

Comments:

Lillie: Idk and it makes me uncomfortable

Gladion: It makes you uncomfortable?

Sun: Cause her husband's dead

Moon: Ehhhhh

Moon: I don't think he's-

Mohn: SHHHHHHHhhhhhhh

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Hau has updated his status- Burned my Alolan pizza today. Shoulda cooked it at aloha temperature
~Gladion has reacted to this status- >:(

Comments:

Gladion: I hate you

Hau: No you don't

Gladion: I really, really do

Hau: Naaaaaahhh

Lillie: Ship

Moon: Nonononono

Gladion: I agree with Moon

Moon: *GaSP* <3

Sun: Did Senpai notice you, Moon?

Moon: ....

Moon: Yes

Moon: Yes he did

Lillie: I don't ship it

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Barry has tagged Paul his status- K, you can have the most powerful dragon Pokémon in the world, but it only listens to you 90% of the time

Comments:

Ash: ...F**k off

Iris: Die

Barry: Neither of you are Paul

Paul: Why are you talking to me, Barry

Barry: LOVE MEEEEEEE

Paul: No

Ash: Savage

(A/N. Ayy a short chapter! That's fun, isn't it?

Well I don't necessarily have anything important to say so

Actually

I ship Hilda and N soooo much

They're adorable

K so

K thx bai!)