Chapter Ash has the whole package

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Ash has updated his status- LOOK OUT LADIES IM SMART, ADORABLE, AND FUNNY

Comments:

Gary: You are none of those things

Ash: Well at least I don't need cheerleaders to make me feel better about my lame, depressing, life

Gary: ....Too far....

Kenny: You heard it here folks, Ash thinks his life is lame and depressing

Ash: SHUT UP KENNY

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Ash has updated his status- SO WANTS TO DATE ME, Ash Ketchum?

Comments:

Serena: Hi Ash!!

Ash: Yeah hi Serena...ANYBODY?

Serena: Ash!!!

Ash: Whaaaat Serenaaaaa

Serena: .....

Ash: .....

Serena: .....

Ash: WHY'D YOU GET MY ATTENTION IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING?!

Serena: ... :(

~Serena has logged off

Ash: She's over dramatic

Bonnie: I thought your last name was Ketchup
~Max has liked this comment

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Nurse Joy has updated her status- We have healed your Pokemon to full health. *bows* We hope to see you again!

Comments:

Hilda: What a horrible thing to say in a hospital
~Rosa, Hugh, and 5 others have liked this comment

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Celebi has died~

Comments:

Gary: Rest in peace you onion fairy

Ash: GARY!! How could you?!

Gary: Rest in peace you onion fairy

Ash: Celebi is not an onion fairy

Gary:

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Red has updated his status- I HAVE TO FIND MEW

Comments:

Mew: lol try it u bitch

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Gold has updated his status- DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?! RED TALKED

Comments:

Blue: Omg

Red: ....

Green: You can't fool us anymore, Red!!

Red: .....

Prof. Oak: There's more than one Red

Green: What?

Blue: Omg

Prof. Oak: Anime Red

Green: Ohhhhhh

Gold: Bitch I thought that was Ash

Blue: Omg

Red: ...*rolls eyes*

~Red has logged off

Blue: Omg...Red no...NO RED DONT-

~Blue has logged off

Green: 0_0

Prof. Oak: Think we should check on him?

Gold: Idk he should be fine

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Blue has updated his status- Red just beat me up

Comments:

Leaf: Lol really?

Blue: YES YOU F**KER

Leaf: Jeez sorry

Red: ...

Blue: GAHH HES BACK

Red: ...*smirks*

Green: You know what this makes you right Blue?

Blue: What?

Green: You're his bitch
~Leaf, Prof. Oak and 2 others have liked this comment

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Max has updated his status- May, Drew is here

Comments:

Drew: Dammit Max you weren't supposed to tell her

May: Drew I told you that you can't jump on my bed if I'm not there

Drew: .....I knew that....I was totally listening when you...said that....

May: *sighs*

Max: MAY YOUR BED IS MORE SPRINGY THAN MINE!!

May: Max get off there!

Max: Not until you get me more milk for my cereal!!

May: UGGGGHHHHH

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May has tagged Max in her status- TAKE THE DAMN MILK

Comments:

Max: THANKS MAY. I CAN FINALLY EAT MY CEREAL IN PEACE

Drew: Max is goals

Max: I know *Flips hair*

Max: SOMEBODY call Vogue

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Random guy has updated his status- Good news- I'm not addicted to crack
Just as well, I can't afford one

Comments:

Random girl: One crack cocaine

Hotel receptionist: Yes hello mr. drug dealer I would like one crack cocaine

Construction worker: Cash or credit?

Biker: Actually I have a gift card

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(A/N. This chapter lol idk. I don't really have anything else to say. Have a nice day!

K Thx Bai!)

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