If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I'm about to floor you people

Paul has tagged Dawn in his status- Stop stealing my shirts

Comments:

Dawn: Honey, they're our shirts

May: Goals

Paul: Uh no tf they're not I need my shirts

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Hilda has updated her status- I just rode the ferris wheel five times

Comments:

Rosa: Why?

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N has updated his status- I LOVE FERRIS WHEELS

Comments:

Rosa: Oh
~Hilda has liked this comment

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Ash has updated his status- I didn't want my friends to judge me, so I walked past them with one cookie in my hand and seven in my pockets

Comments:

Misty: Why do you need eight cookies?

Ash: Gym badges Misty

Ash: Gotta make up for the no gyms

Ash: Cookies are just as important as badges

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Harley has tagged May in his status- I hate you

Comments:

May: You think you hate me, huh?

Harley: Ye

May: You think you can go up against the BEST?

Harley: Uh-

May: I'VE BEEN HATING ME SINCE I WAS BORN

May: AMATEUR

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May has updated her status- I like when people try to hurt my feelings like

Haha jokes on you I HAVE NONE

Comments:

Dawn: @ Paul

Iris: @ Trip

Trip: That's f**ked up

Paul: You get used to it

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Dr. Oak has tagged Ilima in his status- ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL

Comments:

Ilima: Um

Ilima: I'm a trail captain?

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Lillie has updated her status- I'm punsexual

I'm attracted to whoever makes the strongest puns

Comments:

Hau: GASP

Lillie: Except for you

Gladion: Damn I didn't even have to say anything

Moon: Shot down

Sun: Gasp

Lillie: And you

Moon: Wow look at these losers

Lillie: Not you tho

Moon: Sweet

Moon: I'm the favorite

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Gary has updated his status- Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect, but here I am

Comments:

Misty: Gross
~Ash, Brock and five others have liked this comment

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N has updated his status- HILDA DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

Comments:

Ghetsis: Good

Hilda: Of course I still love you tf

N: No you don't

Hilda: I'm sorry I won't go on the ferris wheel an eighth time

N: You're gonna be sorry when YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH

Cheren: You are such a drama queen

N: King*

Ghetsis: F**k up*

(A/N. I know I'm writing a lot about Dawn and Paul and Hilda and N, but they're like the only couples in this book that I write about a lot

Well besides Silver and Lyra but I can't even remember if they're officially dating in this book or not or if I'm just shipping it

Idk

I kinda have to shove all the couple stuff on Dawn and Paul since May and Drew are still broken up

Also I just wrote this out of nowhere so lol idk what it's about really

Anyways

K thx bai!)