If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

FAQ+ Chapter 24?

So I've realized this is a question I get asked a lot, online and irl- " Who do you ship in Pokemon?"
So I'm gonna answer this real quick-

Ash and Misty

Dawn and Paul

Drew and May

Lyra and Silver

And

Serena and Calem (like from the games. Cause. Logic)

(2016 edit: I now also ship N and Hilda. So lol)

I kinda ship everyone with everyone in this book, but it's mostly for humor purposes.

That is all now back to your regularly scheduled program
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Ash has updated his status- What is up I'm bored

Comments:

Iris: Too bad you're not in Unova :(

Trip: I'm GLAD he's not in Unova

Paul: Wow I'm glad he's not in Sinnoh

Gary: I'm glad he's not in Kanto

Dawn: Looks like you all have something in common then

Ash: What's that?

Paul: Hating you
~ Gary and Trip have liked this comment
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~Conway had shared Gary's post

~Conway has liked Gary's profile picture

~Conway has liked one of Gary's posts from 1999

Conway has updated his status- Shit
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~Gary has quit Facebook
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~Poke-Master Oak has joined Facebook
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Poke-Master Oak has updated his status- Nobody suspects a thing....

Comments:

Ash: Okay even I know that's you, Gary

Conway: What are you talking about, Ash? That's obviously not Gary.

Poke-Master Oak: Obviously

Conway: Um have you seen Gary by any chance?

Poke-Master Oak: Yeah I saw him in Kalos the other day, perhaps he's still there?

Conway: Hey thanks

~Conway has logged off

Poke-Master Oak: So what gave away that I was Gary?

Ash: I don't really know. Just had a feeling

Poke-Master Oak: Plz don't tell Conway
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That's all folks! For this chapter anyways