If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Ash is so relatable

Ash has updated his status- Yo at this point in life I'm just waiting to either get taken out on a date, or by a rifle, either works tbh

Comments:

Paul: So say hypothetically,

Paul: I had a rifle

Paul: And I were to

Paul: Point it at you

Paul: And "accidentally" pull the trigger

Paul: You'd be okay with it?

Ash: Yup

Paul: Whelp Dawn I'm leaving for Alola, don't ask why

Dawn: Oh no you're not

Trip: Yeah she's right

Trip: Cause I'm gonna get there first

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Ash has updated his status- NO DONT KILL ME I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE

Comments:

Trip: And you will be relatable

Trip: Ya know

Trip: When you're dead

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~Ash has died~

Comments:

Dawn: Paul!!

Paul: Trip-

Trip: Wasn't me

Trip: Couldn't afford a ticket

Trip: You think tickets to Alola grow on trees? I think the f**k not

Gary: Ash is just being extra

Ash: NO I'M NOT GARE GARE

Gary: Wow you're sooo right

Ash: You're the reason I wanna die

Paul: Dang now I have to work twice as hard to make Ash want to die

Paul: Shoot

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Lillie has updated her status- Did you know if Corsola get stressed they die? If I were a Corsola, I'd be dead

Comments:

Gladion: What would Corsola even stress about?

Hau: Current events

Gladion: Get out

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Hau has updated his status- What is it called when you kill a friend?

Comments:

Hau: Homiecide

Gladion: Murder

Hau: Homiecide

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Rosa has updated her status- I hate when kids are out screaming in public. You have no real problems. It should be me screaming. ME

Comments:

Hugh: The f**k? Why kind of problems do you have?

Rosa: I had to stop Team Plasma