If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter NO SHIP WARS I SWEAR TO ARCEUS

Before this gets started I'd like to update you all on my ships because I still kind of get asked about it

Also I ship some new stuff so I'm here to update you

Side note:

These are my ships- aka, my opinion

I'm not here to convert you

So NO SHIP WARS OKAY??

With that being said

Here are the ships:

HildaxN
RosaxHugh
CherenxBianca
LyraxSilver
SilverxGold (Yeah I ship Silver with Lyra and Gold. I kinda like both of them for Silver. I prefer Lyra tho)
RedxBlue (Or Green whatever you call Oak's grandson)
DawnxPaul
MayxDrew
KatexIsaac (Pokémon Ranger Shadows Of Almia)
KeithxRhythmi (Pokémon Ranger Shadows of Almia)
SummerxBen (Pokémon Ranger Guardian Signs)
MoonxGladion
HauxLillie
AshxMisty

And with that

I give you a chapter

Purrloin has updated its status- So there's the Great Catsby

Comments:

Meowth: Nick Cattaway!

Skitty: Tom and Daisy Boukitten!

Espurr: Jordan Faker cause she's a lying hoe

Meowth: ...

Purrloin: ...

Skitty: ...

Espurr: Oh we were making cat puns

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Nema has tagged Ben and Summer in her status- So like, are you two going on a date?

Comments:

Ben: N-No!

Ben: It's just patrol!

Ben: In fact-

Ben: We'll go on separate patrols!

Ben: It'll prove it's not a date!

Summer: What's wrong with people thinking we're on a date?

Ben: ...W...What?

Summer: Am I that unappealing to you?

Nema: Yikes

Rand: *cough* *cough* Abort *cough*

Ben: N-No! I didn't mean it like-

Summer: So you do like me?

Ben: I

Ben: Well

Summer: I get it you hate me that's fine.

Rand: SHE PUT A PERIOD AT THE END OF HER SENTENCE RUN BOY

Ben: Summer I-

Summer: I get it.

Rand: Seriously Ben, R U N

Ben: But-

Summer: You'd better start running boy