If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Honestly I dont even know so Im just gonna wing it at this point

Arceus is now friends with Lucas~

Arceus is now friends with Calem~

Arceus is now friends with Barry~

Arceus and Prof. Rowan are no longer friends~

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Prof. Rowan has updated his status- Oh I see how it is

Comments:

Arceus: I could kill you right now

Ash: #Subtweet

Paul: This isn't Twitter

Ash: WELL PAUL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT

Paul: Damn Ash, why are you yelling

Ash: BECAUSE YOURE STRESSING ME OUT

Gary is better than you: You're*

Ash: OH MY GOD

Arceus: Yeeeesss??
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Serena has updated her status- Happy New Year!!!

Comments:

Ash: Yeah, happy new year!

Dawn: Happy New Year, Serena and Ash!

Arceus: Yes yes, another year I keep you all alive. You're all so lucky I'm generous.

Dialga: Yes he could destroy you in a second.

Arceus: Okay Dialga nobody likes an ass kisser

Palkia: DAMMMMMNNN

Manaphy: *plays John Cena music*

Shaymin (sky): *blasts airhorns*

Ash: GET REKT
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Snorlax has uploaded a picture of him dressed as a cowboy~

Comments:

Snorlax: This town ain't big enough...

Snorlax: For me
~ Munchlax, Buneary and five others like this comment
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Dr. Oak has updated his status- if you're going to be a Pokemon trainer, you must know these things-
It is physically impossible to run without the running shoes
If you catch a Pokemon in the middle of the ocean, you must use a HM to teach it how to swim
Magikarp is God
Shroomish can learn focus punch
And
Mewtwo is the most powerful Pokemon in existence, but it can't leave the cave because there's a man standing in front of the entrance

~Yellow, Red, Blue, and 10 others have liked this status

Comments:

Mewtwo: ITS A SERIOUS PROBLEM HE NEEDS TO MOVE

Random man: NO
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SpongeBob has updated his status- I'll have you know I finished Pokemon Mystery dungeon, and I only cried for twenty minutes

Comments:

Wigglytuff: That's bullshit you know it was 20 hours

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Gold has tagged Raiku in his status- Ugh I didn't really wanna run into you. I'm gonna run

Comments:

Raiku: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE

Raiki: *flees*

Lyra: Wtf

Gold: Right
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Shiny Level 100 Magikarp who knows thunder punch- I AM GOD

Comments:

Arceus: Can't argue with that...

Ash: Really? You're giving up your role that easy?

Arceus: Well he's a level 100 shiny magikarp that knows thunder punch. I'm obviously outmatched

Shiny Level 100 Magikarp who knows thunder punch: Yeah you are

Calem: HACKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOURE NOT A REAL MAGIKARP YOURE A HACKER DESTROYYYYYY

Serena: Wow.