Dr.Oak updated his status- WASSUP HOES
Comments:
Misty: Oh
Ash: My
Brock: God
Gary: Do you even know what you're saying?
Dr.Oak: NOPE
Gary: Ugh.....
Ash: Lol this is your grandpa
Gary: Shut up
Dr.Oak: You're my grandson?
Gary: Yeah?
Dr.Oak: Oh I thought Ash was my grandson
Gary: What?! Why?!
Dr.Oak: Cause I like him better than you
Gary: Ouch
Ash: HAHA
Gary: SHUT UP ASH U SLUT
Ash: IM NOT A SLUT U CHEATED ON ME WITH MISTY
Misty: What
Gary: YES I DID! SHES WAY BETTER THAN YOU
Misty: Is
Ash: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT
Misty: happening
Gary: LETS GO RED
Misty: wtf
Ash: DONT TOUCH HER
Misty: I'm leaving
Gary: ASH IS A SLUT
Ash: GARY'S A WHORE
Gary: GARYS* ACCORDING TO YOU
Ash: SHIT
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Celebi has updated its status- How many legendary Pokemon are there?
Comments:
Dr.Oak: About 55, with Sinnoh having the most (14) and Kanto having the least (5)
Shaymin (sky): Haha Kanto sucks!!
Mew: It just means there's less of a chance we get captured by a puny 10 year old,
Shaymin (sky): ....
Mew: you f**king bitch
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Dialga has updated its status- Anybody hear from Arceus lately?
Comments:
Giratina: No
Palkia: Well of course you haven't he doesn't like you
Giratina: He doesn't like you either!!
Uxie: Omg shut up
Palkia: YOU FIRST
Mesprit: Come on guys lets not fight
Azlef: Shush
Manaphy: FIGHT
Mesprit: Manaphy!!
Manaphy: What?
Darkrai: FIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT
Mesprit: Seriously?!
Darkrai: Yeah seriously
Dialga: GUYS!!!
Shaymin (sky): What, bitch
Shaymin: *Gasp* Shaymin!! :o
Phione: That wasn't nice!
Shaymin (sky): I DONT GIVE A F**K
Dialga: We're falling apart without Arceus
Heatran: No we aren't!
Regigigas: Yeah! We aren't!
Cresselia: Yes we are...
Darkrai: Well if Cresselia says we are then it must be true
Heatran: Yes she's very smart
Darkrai: and pretty
Cresseslia: * nervous laugh *
Dialga: * Facepalm *
Not God: Perhaps I can help with your.... small... problem .... * evil laugh *
(A/N Omg dat ending though :O I know this chapter is short, but I am having epic writers block. Omg who is this " Not God" guy?? I know, of course, but who do you think he is? I know I've asked this question before, but its gonna be revealed soon, and I wanna see your guesses. That's all and have a nice morning/afternoon/night! K thx bai!!
-Chloe)
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