Chapter #AshLuvsTwitter

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Ash has updated his status- #FollowMeOnTwtter. #AshKetchumIsTheBestTrainerEver

Comments:

Paul: Why

Ash: CUZ I HAVE TO GET MAH NAME OUT DER

Paul: Twitter is f**king dumb

Dawn: You're dumb!!

Paul: Wow, Dawn

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Dawn has updated her status- OH MY GOD I HATE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

Comments:

May: What? Why?

Paul: She lost to Kenny in a contest. And I can't believe I have to listen to this again

Dawn: WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING THE FIRST TIME

Paul: I WAS THERE DAWN, YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL ME YOU LOST

Kenny: Sorry I beat you Dede, but I'm just better

Dawn: I can't believe this

May: You're upset over losing a contest? That's pretty dumb

Drew: Um May?

May: Yeah?

Drew: ....

Dawn: ....

Kenny: ....

Ash: ....

May: Shut up Drew. Shut up.

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Reggie has updated his status- Paul x Orange Juice
Because orange juice gives him strength

Comments:

Paul: You're pathetic, Reggie.

Brock: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and I traveled with Ash.

Ash: I like potato chickens

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May has updated her status- That face you make when bae has no shirt on :3

May has updated her status- That face you make when bae has no shirt on :3

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Comments:

Serena: You're a weird girl, May
~Ash and Drew have liked this comment

May: Don't act like you wouldn't do the same thing with Ash
~Bonnie has liked this comment

Ash: Wait what

Serena: NOTHING

Ash: K

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Ash has updated his status- I CAME IN LIKE A POKEBALL
I JUST WANTED TO CATCH EM ALL!!

Comments:

Misty: Ash....*sigh* Why bother?

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Eevee has updated his status- I wanted to evolve into an umbreon, but then I realized I didn't have a trainer
~Eevee, Eevee, and Eevee have liked this status

Comments:

Eevee: Same

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Pikachu has tagged Eevee in her status- if we both touch a thunder stone at the same time do we both evolve?

Comments:

Eevee: I don't know....

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Misty has updated her status- I swear to God if my sisters tell me that I need a makeover one more time, I'm gonna throw a desk at them

Comments:

Violet: You

Daisy: Need

Lily: A makeover

Misty: ...

Arceus: You better throw that desk

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Misty has updated her status- I threw the desk

~Arceus has liked this status

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