If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter GENDER SWAP (again...)

(A/N. I apologize in advance for what crap is going to happen in this chapter)

Ash has updated her status- Oh Bob Saget not again

Comments:

Misty: Why God?!

Arceus: Because!!!!

Paul: Damn, it happened to me too

Arceus: Why wouldn't it?

Paul: Because I...nvm

Dawn: Because you're a hoe?

Paul: Dawn I am not a piece of gardening equipment.

Drew: Damn. Roasted.

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May has updated his status- How long do you think it'll be before Arceus gets bored and switches us back?

Comments:

Ash: Idk, a week?

Arceus: Eh maybe two

Arceus: I might forget

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Ash has updated her status- I wonder how long Nando's hair is...

Comments:

Nando: It's very long don't look at meeeeee

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Misty has updated his status- I'm so hot

Comments

Gary: No you're not

Misty: F**k you. Violet turned the heat on

Gary: Oh

Misty: Die in a hole

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Ash has updated her status- GONNA GO SHOPPING WITH MAH GIRLS!! #CherishTheseMoments

Comments:

Paul: Hashtags. Do. Not. Do. Anything. On. Facebook.

Dawn: Shut the f**k up Paul

Paul: WE ARE NOT DATING ANYMORE LEAVE ME ALONE

Dawn: MAYBE WE WOULD BE IF YOU DIDNT INSULT MY OUTFIT

Paul: YOU CANT GO OUT IN PAJAMAS DAWN

Dawn: F**K YOU YES I CAN

May: You broke up over pajamas? Are you shitting me?

Drew: I'm friends with idiots

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Serena has updated his status- I am a weird looking dude

Comments:

Ash: OH THANK GOD YOU SAID THAT

Clement: I WAS STARTING TO THINK THAT YOU NEVER NOTICED

Bonnie: THANK GOD

Serena: Screw you guys...

Ash: I wouldn't be caught DEAD screwing you

Kenny: DAMMMNNNN

Barry: *Plays John Cena music*

Kenny: *Blasts airhorns*

Barry: GET REKT

Serena: You say that a lot...

Barry: DEAL WITH IT

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Dr. Oak has updated her status- IT TOOK WEEKS. BUT I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT. A HO-OH/UNFEZANT HYBRID

Comments:

Prof. Juniper: Today marks a new day in Poké-History!

Prof. Sycamore: It's truly beautiful!

Prof. Elm: That Ho-Oh was hard to find! It was very hard to convince Gold to give it up!

Gold: Whatever I never used it anyway.

Prof. Juniper: Finding a male Unfezant proved quite a difficult task.

Dr. Oak: It was all worth it. Putting the DNA of Ho-Oh into a Pidove egg really worked!!

Prof. Birch: OUR GENDERS MAG BE SWAPPED BUT THAT WILL NOT STOP US FROM BEING PRODUCTIVE

Ho-Oh: I feel violated

Unfezant(female): Oh you feel violated?

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FOR AN EXPLANATION-READ THIS

(A/N. ..........I mean I just sat here and read it too. What happened? Idek. Just these tiny ideas in my head wanted to come out so then they did. And they're now in your head. I promise the next chapter will be normal....or as normal you can get with these guys.

Plz don't leave there are many more laughs to be had

I would really like to see an Unfezant/Ho-Oh hybrid though that'd be awesome.

K Thx bai)