If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter If I could I'd choose NATU

Ash has updated his status- Should I go skydiving?

Comments:

Gary: I'd choose Natu

Natu: HA I get it. Cause I'm a flying type. That's funny......haha

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Jessie has tagged Meowth in her status- You should keep your Meowth shut

Comments:

Meowth: Wur u sey hkw py js

James: Use your autocorrect

Meowth: Wet I see how pi is

Jessie: Close enough

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Bayleef has updated her status- I can't Bayleef it's not butter!

Comments:

Bonnie: Exotic butters

Clemont: F**KING STFU

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Eevee has updated his status- Good Eevee-ning gentlemen

Comments:

Sylveon: Class

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Mew has updated its status- Never gonna give Mew up, never gonna let Mew down. Never gonna run around or desert you.

Comments:

Mewtwo: Shut up.

Gastly: Rick Gastly

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Mew has updated his status- Please don't stop the Mew-sic

Comments:

Mewtwo: Oh my Arceus

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Shaymin has updated its status- There's no Shaymin losing the game :)

Comments:

Mewtwo: That's just something losers say

Manaphy: *quietly blasts airhorns*

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Palkia has updated its status- Dialga used roar of time!

Comments:

Dialga: The time is 10:19 pm

Mewtwo: Just...stop

Dialga: Stop what

Mewtwo: Breathing

Mewtwo: Stop breathing

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Bianca has tagged Cheren in her status- Is there a Chansey you'll go out with me?

Get it?

Cause normal types are you thing....

Yeah....

Comments:

Cheren: I get it Bianca

Bianca: Good cause Gold told me that and I thought of you >:p

Cheren: What a bother

Gold: HEY

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Gary has tagged Ash in his status- When do you take your Pokemon to the doctor?

Comments:

Misty: Please no

Ash: I don't know Gary, when do you take your Pokemon to the doctor?

Gary: When its Koffing

Koffing: You calling me a big girl?
(Inside joke. Sorry I don't think any of you will get it)

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Arcanine has updated her status- Not bad Noah. I'd give your Arcanine

Comments:

Misty and Mewtwo: *Sighs*

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back!

Comments:

Paul: ...if you weren't cute you'd be in trouble

Dawn: Your turn

Ash: Dang Pauls gotta be romantic?

Paul: I can be

Reggie: I'll believe it when I see it you plum

Paul: ...

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Paul has tagged Dawn in his status- Your eyes are blue like the ocean. And I'm lost at sea
~Dawn has reacted to this status- <3

Comments:

Ash: Well I owe Gary five bucks

Gary: HAHA PAY UP LOSER

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness

Comments:

Lyra: Literally Silver tho

Silver: Shut up

Hilda: N I do not know what to do with you

N: Love meeeeee

Hilda: Fine.

Gold: Literally Silver and Lyra's relationship

Silver and Lyra: Shut up

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Drew has tagged May in his status- I'm not so good in history, but I remember the first time I met you

Comments:

May: You're so cute!!!

Ash: Wasn't he a jerk when we first met him

Drew: SHUT. UP. ASH.

Sup people I know I've done a lot of these chapters, but I like making them so here.

Also I have a shiny Dragalge and I've been asking around for nickname ideas.

If you can come up with anything that'd be awesome lol

K thx bai